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Chiropractors
I think if i went to see the joint person they'd be like wtf because they can't get the crack out of my bones
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I ment the bone people, like they work with your bones
I think if i went to see the joint person they'd be like wtf because they can't get the crack out of my bones
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I think if i went to see the joint person they'd be like wtf because they can't get the crack out of my bones
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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UNETHICAL LAB DASHBOARD
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The subjects are literally being so loud today tf
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Maybe it's because you haven't fed them in three weeks???
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🦠 ttbaby Follow
I was literally born yesterday and I think it's offensive that people use this as an insult
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Bro missed everything 😭😭😭
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What y'all think will happen if I mix nitrogen and sulfur mustard lol
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These idiots literally give me cheese for anything, their puzzles are so easy and I've already figured out not to touch the electric shock button with ease
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Don't let them steal your testicles.
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What
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What
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The stimuli is working
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Okay tmi,,, and the patients?
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It's always what's the subject doing and never how's the subject doing
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I mean they do mental assessments on subjects. That is a pretty significant thing that happens. Like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much do ask how the subjects doing.
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Thought I'd give you guys an idea of my cell!! 🗞️📦🚿📹
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Some fuckass creature escaped the lab and mauled my coworkers again
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God forbid women do anything
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People died, Steven
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I hate halloween at the lab, what do you mean you're a horrific mutation? You've been that all year
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It took some prompts from friends and family ("chickens", "running", and "coconut"), but I believe I have successfully made a terrible comic.
Possibly even... a decent, if really weird comic.
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I have too many smoothies...
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
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I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
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