Just like me...
Peak romance is when I realise that being in your shoes feels EXACTLY THE SAME in being in my own shoes
You may not like it but this is what a peak relationship looks like
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doing things for the joy. and if not for the joy then for the bit. nothing in between
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sometimes m/f ships are gay. this is often the case actually
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it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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