just-incorrect-sangatsu

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Smith: and now, the vows

Matsumoto, turning to face Gakuto: your ass is mine now

Smith: oh, for fuck's sake

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Shimada: Kiriyama even called me the D-word

Misaki: "dumbass"?

Shimada, wiping a tear away: no, "dad"

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- after catching Hina and Kiriyama making out -

Nikaidou: guys, you don’t have to worry. your secret is safe with me. to even it out, I’m going to tell you ALL OF MY SECRETS

Kiriyama: I-

Hina: Nikaidou, that’s not neces-

Nikaidou: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks

Nikaidou: I didn’t actually sell my last car, I just forgot where I parked it

Nikaidou: I don’t know what a Static Rook is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Nikaidou: when they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is

Nikaidou: when I was a baby my head was so big they did experiments on me

Nikaidou: I once threw a beer at a Shigeta and then he attacked Kiriyama for it

Kiriyama: …that’ll do

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Sakura: yesterday Hina called me cute!

Kiriyama: Nikaidou called me pretty. Why can’t they use fancy words once in a while?

-meanwhile-

Nikaidou, trying to text Kiriyama: how the fuck do you spell “gorgeous”?

Hina: I have no idea

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Kiriyama: remember Jimmy Neutron?

Nikaidou: yeah, but I haven’t seen it in years

Kiriyama: what was the superhero the nerdy kid loved?

Nikaidou: Ultra Lord, and his name was Sheen

Kiriyama: yes, thank you. When’s my birthday?

Nikaidou: ...

Kiriyama: When’s my birthday, Nikaidou?

Nikaidou: Happy b-

Kiriyama: It was yesterday.