just-not-normal
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I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.
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if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
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i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly
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My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there
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me as a pilot
me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport
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