just-shower-thoughts

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It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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If you donated blood you probably erected another man’s penis.

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Now that cyle IS our product engineering team, I can finally put my feet up, and relax. 

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If wind resistance didn’t exist, speed hopping would be a real thing and skipping would be more effective than running.

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Isn't a puddle just... a really, REALLY small lake?

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A Rubik's Cube is most recognizable when solved, which is the state it's least often in.

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When a computer overheats, it freezes

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Bricks are just domesticated rocks

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Would Sheldon Cooper refer to his Big Naturals™️ as his Bazingas

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when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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If paper leaflets are a type of spam...does make a guard dog the spam filter?