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A uterus is just a 3D printer.

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

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You never see good camouflage.

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The letter A looks oddly phallic in certain handwriting

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Who the fuck designed the shower thoughts logo guy? They got no brow bridge and a huge underbite

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If birds are descendants of dinosaurs does that mean that T-Rex tasted like chicken?

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If death is the eternal sleep then are immortals just insomniacs?

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If you don't have a shower are they still "shower thoughts"? Or do they become bath thoughts?

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Bro…

You have been pi years old before

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Why do I boil myself like a lobster in the shower, but I hate the heat and overheat easily out of the shower

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There are more buttcheeks in the world than people

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the average death per a person is higher than 1

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If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit

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Despite approximately 200,000 years of evolution, humans are still completely vulnerable while they sleep and lack any sort of defensive mechanism.

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Why do we put some drinks in plastic bottles ie. Soda, juice, milk, water

But not alcoholic drinks

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Your teeth aren't the same age as you.