just-ur-average-egg
just-ur-average-egg
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Heya im Egg/Sparks! i like posting art n some rambles n reblogging random shit :3i dont wanna get involved in shipcourse, ship n let ship!!!!!
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just-ur-average-egg · 15 hours ago
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can I come over and look at you like this
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just-ur-average-egg · 1 day ago
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NEVER KILL YOURSELF.
GIRLFRIEND DICK
NEVER KILL YOURSELF.
BOYFRIEND TITS
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just-ur-average-egg · 1 day ago
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i lowkey wanna steal ai oc's,,,,,
and turn them into new oc's or something,,,,,
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just-ur-average-egg · 1 day ago
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worthy. Happy Pride 2025.
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just-ur-average-egg · 2 days ago
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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
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just-ur-average-egg · 6 days ago
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i genuinely cant tell if im faking being a system or not
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just-ur-average-egg · 6 days ago
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Gosh.
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Must be rough for them.
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just-ur-average-egg · 6 days ago
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shhhhhhhshshshshshhhhhh dont worry about it,,,,,
you could say I’m a bit ‘incested’ in your life 👅
you’re funny i like you!!! \(^ᗜ^)/
my life is so boring i’m afraid especially right now,,, i’m in a phase of waiting for my fp’s school to end so we can go back to spending time on calls and playing games and talking about our ocs and me distracting them from the fact that their other friends exist because they only need me....... who the hell said that. weirdo
also i still have that fic i gotta finish 😭 it’s not even halfway done i just got frustrated with the first paragraph cuz i needed it to be PERFECT.
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just-ur-average-egg · 6 days ago
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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.
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just-ur-average-egg · 6 days ago
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oki oki ty!!!!!
hi mootieeee :3 also i dont bite! well,,,, sometimes i do but dw ab that :oD
you could say I’m a bit ‘incested’ in your life 👅
you’re funny i like you!!! \(^ᗜ^)/
my life is so boring i’m afraid especially right now,,, i’m in a phase of waiting for my fp’s school to end so we can go back to spending time on calls and playing games and talking about our ocs and me distracting them from the fact that their other friends exist because they only need me....... who the hell said that. weirdo
also i still have that fic i gotta finish 😭 it’s not even halfway done i just got frustrated with the first paragraph cuz i needed it to be PERFECT.
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just-ur-average-egg · 6 days ago
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SORRY TO BUTT IN BUT WHEN IS AFT FIGHT i've never been able to get in on it,,,,,
also me when i see my two fav moots interacting :3c
you could say I’m a bit ‘incested’ in your life 👅
you’re funny i like you!!! \(^ᗜ^)/
my life is so boring i’m afraid especially right now,,, i’m in a phase of waiting for my fp’s school to end so we can go back to spending time on calls and playing games and talking about our ocs and me distracting them from the fact that their other friends exist because they only need me....... who the hell said that. weirdo
also i still have that fic i gotta finish 😭 it’s not even halfway done i just got frustrated with the first paragraph cuz i needed it to be PERFECT.
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just-ur-average-egg · 6 days ago
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avoiding ocd unsafe posts on tumblr
so i've been experimenting a while with filtering phrases, and here is a list i've come up with that i use to get posts that trigger my ocd / have compulsive language off my dash! this ends up taking out about 95% of these posts. i'm sharing it here so anyone who also wants to blacklist this stuff can as well.
it is helpful to me as someone with ocd to blacklist these phrases and makes tumblr much more accessible, so i hope it can also help others with ocd and similar mental illnesses (or people who just find this stuff aggravating)
phrases to blacklist that are usually used in compulsive statements related to tumblr actions:
asking for reblog
follows>likes
follows > likes
hit that reblog
ignore for
i know you see this
keep reblogging
must reblog
obligated to reblog
obligated to vote
people can reblog
people reblog
please rb
please reblog
please share
rb after voting
rb for
rb if u vote
rb if you vote
rbs > likes
rbs>likes
rb this
reblog after voting
reblog bait (people use this one as a trigger tag, so this one is better under filtered tags instead of filtered post content)
reblog for (this one tends to catch a lot of non-compulsive posts, but leaving it out allows a lot of compulsive posts onto the dash, so it's a tossup if you want to include it)
reblog for exposure
reblog if u vote
reblog if you vote
reblog it every time
reblogs > likes
reblogs>likes
reblog this
remember to reblog
required by law to
sample size
you will reblog
just filtering the word "reblog" will also work as a catchall for most of these, but will also catch a lot of non-compulsive posts, so this list is meant to minimize that effect.
how to blacklist post content
on desktop/web: settings > account > filtered post content (should be right under filtered tags), at this url
on mobile/app: settings > account settings > content you see > filtered post content (again will be right under filtered tags)
how you can make tumblr more accessible for people with ocd and similar mental illnesses
tag posts with compulsive statements as "#reblog bait"
avoid using compulsive statements in posts - according to polls, this makes people less likely to reblog anyway! (poll 1) (poll 2)
if you are able to, avoiding sharing posts with aggressively compulsive statements would help. for example, those "reblog for good luck ignore and you'll never have good luck again" type posts, or things with "rules". i saw a lighthearted tournament with "From now on, if you see a matchup post - even accidentally - you are immediately morally obligated to vote one way or the other. Refusing to vote is strictly forbidden" in the pinned post. this is an example of an ocd unsafe statement. (op of that poll is not malicious though and removed that when told it was inaccessible).
avoid implying that reblogging, following, voting, etc or not doing so carries a moral value.
while reblogging a post may be very small stakes in itself, things like this can trigger compulsions that spiral into more than just reblogging a post. this is why this stuff is important even if it's small-stakes by itself.
you are under no obligation to share this.
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just-ur-average-egg · 6 days ago
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WHAT
I don’t mind true crime fans interacting but if you try to make light of horrible incidents and disrespect victims I will report and block
someone being raped isn’t cute, someone being tortured isn’t cute, someone being HARMED isn’t cute and you should treat the situation with respect and kindness because of how seriously it affects the victim(s) and others
There is a BIG fucking difference between romanticizing a fictional perpetrator and a real one.
Because one has actually hurt real people.
For god’s sake make an oc, find a fucked up character instead, ANYTHING that doesn’t involve romanticizing harming real people
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just-ur-average-egg · 7 days ago
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is this what its like to be in a kismesissitude
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just-ur-average-egg · 7 days ago
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sure why nawt :3
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best i could do,,,,,
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i mean, yeah.
lets start a chain cause why not
1. take this quiz
2. do this picrew of yourself
3. tag some fiends!
I'll start:
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Dude 💀
tagging: @kimetsu-chan @larz-barz @aceofstars0 @exymybeloved @explosivesamurai
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just-ur-average-egg · 8 days ago
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hgggggggggg
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just-ur-average-egg · 9 days ago
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i am Sparks, God of course
lmao i prommy my ego isnt that big-
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I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
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