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justafukkinpipedream · 2 years ago
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andrew minyard has glasses. of course, he never knew he needed them until he realised that objects far away from you were not supposed to be that blurry. so he goes and gets his eyes tested and finds out he needs glasses. but he only wears them around neil.
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justafukkinpipedream · 2 years ago
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I’ll go so far as to say that he also listens to what the individual members created. He listened to “All I Want is Nothing” by Frank Iero and he had to sit in silence for a while and stew because of how well it described his relationship with Neil.
Andrew Minyard was in high school when My Chemical Romance’s first album came out and it blew his mind. They were and still are his favorite band. I stand by that.
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justafukkinpipedream · 2 years ago
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Andrew Minyard was in high school when My Chemical Romance’s first album came out and it blew his mind. They were and still are his favorite band. I stand by that.
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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Neil just reeks of the same energy as those fanfiction authors who casually leave the most batshit insane personal updates in the writer's notes
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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10 and 01 are mirror images of each other, just as Neil and Riko are mirror images of each other on the court. They are both fast smaller sized strikers that play beside Kevin Day and in the final game Neil switches to backliner, the inverse position of striker. But despite their similar playing styles (and lives), their personalities and philosophies are completely opposite, demonstrating how Riko is Neil’s narrative foil. In this essay I will
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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aftg except andrew is played by john mulaney
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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spooky season = more feral andrew
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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So that's true?
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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neil: newsflash asswhipes! rat poison only works because rodents dont have a gag reflex. if you gave a human rat poison- they would immediately throw it all up! so not only would i have survived your attemt on my life- it would have also made me skinnier.
the camera man who was supposed to have him read off and respond to mean twitter comments about him : ....i dont think we can post this anymore..
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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Classic Nicky + kandreil forehead kisses
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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other fandoms: nicely coloured edits and moodboards
aftg fandom: FUKING ORANGE, also blood.
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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Can we get some 'foxes have a vine' action I think that would be hilarious
what do people even do on vine i don’t know i just threw every meme i could think of at this
wymack starts a vine account with the thought that six second videos of the foxes’ highlights sounds like a wonderful idea
but after spending a couple of hours just trying to get one winning shot online he thinks maybe he shouldn’t be the one to run it
he gives the login to dan with strict instructions, though he agrees they can upload things that aren’t just game footage
and she runs it sensibly for a few weeks
winning shots, good throws in practice, fans in the stadium doing the wave, the band playing their fight song, grinning Foxes shouting “GO FOXES!”
but as expected
it doesn’t last very long
after a tipsy night, dan gives the login information to the other foxes
Keep reading
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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There’s one thing Nicky and Neil have in common, aside from loving one Andrew Minyard, and that’s that both know how hiding feels. Neil has been on the run since he was ten, Nicky has been in the closet until he was sixteen. 
So when sometimes it’s too much, when people on campus call him Wesniski or the FBI calls or Ichirou does something to let him know he’s still watching, Neil gets Nicky and they go grocery shopping together. They load the cart with junk food and some veggies just to spare Kevin the ulcer he’s sure to get soon, stock up on the ice-cream, replenish their alcohol supplies, and grab every glittery gadget that catches Nicky’s eye.
Nicky knows what’s going on, he’s not stupid. He used to do the same thing when he had began living with Erik, buying food to remind himself he was staying, wearing pride colors just to have people ask him so he could say, yes, why, I’m one of those gays. So he levels up his mindless-chatter skills and drowns out every negative thought Neil may have.
Hiding is safe, because nobody is ever going to go after someone they don’t know exists, but it’s also so very lonely. Just one question you have to lie to and suddenly you’re remembering with scorching precision what a fraud you are, why you can’t be yourself, all the things you’d want to do but can’t. So during the ride back, Nicky chatters about Erik and the twins and prods at Neil for details about him and Andrew and whines when he gets told to ask his cousin because, really Neil, that’s going to get him killed!
They come back to the Tower more like themselves. Neil has Andrew’s ice-cream to get into the freezer before it melts if he doesn’t want a grumpy boyfriend for the next week and Nicky has Aaron and Kevin to harass until they begrudgingly give some underhanded and probably fake compliment about his new glittery shit just so they could be left alone. They have stuff to cook tonight, so maybe they’ll invite the other Foxes over, and the Trojans play tonight so they can watch it all together, if anyone for a different reason, They’ll have to go to bed early, though, because Neil promised an extra morning practice with Dan so he can get more comfortable in his vice-captain shoes and Nicky has a Skype call planned for three a.m.
It’s routine. It’s Neil Josten huffing and being sarcastic and cuddling and sleeping and cursing and just overall being himself. It’s Nicky chatting and prodding and joking and playing the clown and making passes at his teammates - not Exy, Kevin, come on, read between the lines! - and wearing rainbows patterned sweats to bed.
It’s real, and it’s out.
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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the monsters as things my friends have done
Andrew: Stabbed a guy because he surprised her
Neil: Literally came to school with a broken toe and back, and only pointed out that she couldn't fit her shoe over her foot.
Aaron: Said she was glad her parents were going to arrange her marriage because she didn't want love to get in the way of school
Nicky: Stole a cross off of a teacher's desk after he said something homophobic
Kevin: After getting 100% on a history test, went up to the teacher and spent 15 minutes explaining why two questions were incorrect
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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Neil book 1: fuck Andrew
Neil book 3: fuck Andrew
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justafukkinpipedream · 3 years ago
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Nicky and Andrew both find Neil extremely attractive and if them having similar tastes in guys isn’t hilarious, then I don’t know what is.
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