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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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Rare Vader W against Palpatine 💯

Back to ✨ pain and suffering ✨

🥲🥲🥲🥲

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VADER. ✍️

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I know the Clone Wars more than demonstrated that Anakin and Padme had the sublety of a Bantha on a starship, but I will die on the hill that the biggest tell is Anakin's perfectly styled curly hair. That boy spent 9 years with pin straight hair and then 10 years with a mandatory close cut and rat tail, yet he can suddenly maintain perfectly styled, notoriously difficult, curls in the middle of a war???

No way. That has Padme running-through-a-battlefield-in-full-couture Amidala all over it. There is no way she would let her man have bad hair, war or not.

Obi-Wan raised that boy. He has seen every questionable choice that Anakin has made through his awkward teen stages. He has also seen Padme go through a planet wide, life and death disaster as a teenager and still maintained multiple costume changes with full hair and makeup for her and her friends.

There is no way Obi-Wan did not see Anakin suddenly have a perfect knowledge of how to maintain the long hair he has never had before and not immidiately know that Anakin has spent an inappropriately large amount of time in a bathroom with Padme. No he took one look at Anakin and knew immidiately.

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man, the parents they could've been...

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I know Obi-Wan’s brain would have short circuited when he sees Luke and Leia yelling for the first time as Luke looked like Anakin when pissed but sounded like Padmé’s “I’m angry beyond belief but I simply sound very disappointed” voice and Leia looked like Padmé but has Anakin’s “I’m pissed and the whole galaxy shall hear me roar” voice and Obi-Wan is just “oh no”

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this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

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idk why i love this drawing!!! also i'm trying to do an anidala redraw from 2020 to look just as good as this sketch. god i wish i knew what my hands did here so i could re-do it in all my art. why thou betray me !!!

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i had some rest yesterday and drew this because i just couldn't get this out of my head. for those who don't know i'm like INSANE about Formula 1. i used to watch as a kid with my grandpa, and i got back into it as an adult back in 2021 (Abu Dhabi 2021 was the worst day of my life, yes i'm a huge team LH). i've been to the brazilian GP, i have official merch, i'm literally DERANGED about F1 and i cannot stop thinking about this, but since i'm a terrible writer, i can only give you some art and headcanons, but i present to you:

ANIDALA F1 AU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i even have a whole F1 racing calendar for this AU, teams and stuff. but let's go to the facts:

Anakin's real life parallel is Michael Schumacher and Niki Lauda. for a lot of reasons: schumi has two kids, gina and mick, and they're perfect, schumi was the wdc during the prequels era, lauda had a really bad racing incident that ended up with him in flames and body scorched and he went back to racing 76 days after it and won the wdc the next year.

Anakin and Padme are inspired by Senna and Xuxa and Schumi and Corinna, but schedule wise more like Senna and Xuxa.

still thinking if i should keep team names like real life or make up ones like Saber, Darth, etc. but mainly Ferrari is good, McLaren is bad.

Anakin and Obiwan are just like Lauda and Clay Regazzoni, youngster that keeps it real about the car being shit, and mentor figure. but also Obiwan is Barichello in the sense that Obiwan and Anakin are the best duo ever (also because i wanna draw obikin like this).

Naboo is Monaco, and Anakin and Padme met when he was racing karts and she was Queen of Naboo. She ended up going to the kart race and giving out the awards as one of her incentives for children back then, and Anakin asked if she were an angel.

Padme later retired as queen and became Senator of Naboo. if you're not aware, F1 is a very political and elite sport, so it would not be insane for a senator to attend races every once in a while.

Anakin is signed to Ferrari (or Saber? Jedi? thinking about it) as a young star after winning races at a small team, next to their experienced driver Obi-wan. Master Windu is the team manager, Yoda is the consultant (if you're into F1, think Prost after retiring and advising Alpine, or Lauda with Mercedes).

Ahsoka races in F3 under Ferrari's junior driver program, so she knows the team and it's in the pit pretty often during races, she's our Kimi Antonelli.

Anakin's race engineer is Rex, and Obiwan's is Cody.

Palpatine is McLaren's Helmut Marko basically (thinking about naming it Darth the team or sticking with McLaren idk), with Dooku being team manager and Maul and Grievous are drivers.

Anakin and Padme reconnect at the FIA Prize Giving Ceremony on his first year at Ferrari. He wins Rookie of the Year, and they talk and reconnect, but they really get it going once the next year's season starts in Anaxes Grand Prix.

for now i can rest in peace knowing that i got this out of my system!!!!! GAH!!!!!!! FEELS SO GOOD!!!!! IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR MONTHS IF COULDNT TELL!!!! i just really really really love F1, i've watched every single documentary and piece of media, i've been religiously watching races since 2021, and i can still hear my grandpa cursing Barichello for not being Senna. ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 back to my visa stuff

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this is sooooo stupid but i cant stop thinking about it so here you go

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I can only imagine how stressed out the 212th and 501st medics were when BOTH their Jedi decided to just ditch what little armor they had been wearing. They were probably already freaking out over Ahsoka wearing NO armor the entire time, but then their maniac generals decide to ditch all their armor too. Those poor medics.

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sometimes i think about how anakin said he couldn’t live without padmé and when she died he did too in a way, while she was taking her last breaths he became darth vader. idk something about that haunts me

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soooooo i did a redraw of my anidala art from five years ago (jeez). it's inspired by klimt's kiss and now it has upgraded anatomy :))

a jedi named skywalker frequently served as her personal guard…  anakin skywalker…  they must have become… friendly.

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Just thinking about how Obi-Wan went by Ben for the rest of his life because that was the name that Satine gave him. Thinking about how he identified himself as the person she loved, how he literally made sure that the only name he would be known by was THE NAME SHE USED TO CALL HIM SO MAYBE HE COULD PRETEND IT WAS HER TALKING TO HIM, for the remainder of his entire existence even though she was gone forever. 😭😭😭😭

Forget Anakin and Padme OBI-WAN AND SATINE have the most tragic love story in SW because they followed the rules, they did was was best for everyone else, hoping that one day they would be able to set aside their duties to the galaxy and their respective people so that they could think about THEM, and she was murdered and he was exiled. They did nothing wrong and yet they paid the ultimate price.

I'm BAWLING.

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''this was actually your great trial. now we see that. we understand that the force works in mysterious ways and because of this trial, you have become a greater jedi than you would have otherwise''

if someone told me that after falsely accusing me of terrorism, i would actually kill them

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baby anakin picking flowers in the temple garden pond + has the lecture of a lifetime coming

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Anakin shows up to Yoda's little office asking for help with his terrible "everyone around me is dying" nightmares and the frog goes "yes, sit in this stool you must, ominous light on your face falls there, badass it looks, no implications this will have"