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Tumblr is actually a nightclub and we all are the drunk girls in the bathroom being besties

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Do you swallow?

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

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okay everybody go home this is the best one

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Do you think you're good in bed?

I’m so fucking good at sleeping.

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Are you a sociopath

I’m just a brunette

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netflix and alone

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shoutout to the boom guy wearing pink shorts in the set of the mandalorian in homage to the og pink shorts boom guy who wore them during the production of a new hope. i want him to know i love him very very much 

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So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark...

This man

never

lets anyone

drive him.

He literally

is always

the one in the drivers seat.

He has a chauffeur 

that he drives. 

And then I realized…

There’s probably

good reason

for that. 

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agent: hey colin how would you like to be in this movie?

colin firth: am i going to get wet again?

agent: what? no you don’t ha-

colin firth, already chest deep in a lake: fine, if you insist i’ll do it

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when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked

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