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do people actually just see stuff in their mind? seems fake, like the tooth fairy or sharks
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i dont like eating :( all food yucky and then i feel tired for a bit after if im lucky i dont get to think about it until the next hungr why is body so bad :(
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guys help im freaking out how do we produce the D and the T sounds differently when the tounge and everything is in the same spot guys help.
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Go WATCH! NOW! AMAZING!

"𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐞" 𓆱 (Illustrated Song)
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youre telling me i didnt have to change my name to name my account this?
Firefox, what is your opinion on Blåhaj? 🎤
the shark? i have two theyre both named toby
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this entire post is such a mess
i love it with all my heart

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its really weird living in a country that within 3 generations went from pure christians that still are very hateful towards anyone else, to christians that are christian but know so little about the bible its surprising and dont really care about it, other than a prayer here or there, to a generation that basically doesnt care, is christian, but its very surprising to see someone who does care about it
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may i have a big treat? i stubbed my toe :(
imperative for you to understand that i deserve a little treat
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this came to me in a nap
tomfoolery is long winded, non-destructive, like a small bit of misinformation, telling someone that sloths are really fast, just chose not to be prank is non-destructive and practical, replacing or moving something and then asking for it trolling is destructive. a bucket over a door, a rigged trap to scare someone.
tomfoolery is long, hard to spot. pranks are quick, no windup and instantly gone trolls are instant, but they wind down because they need to be fixed or wound down. (mopping up the water from the bucket, tacking a breather from being scared)
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some guy entered the noita discord server, complained that the banner still has rainbow text, started talking about how hes being attacked, says he forgives us because god forgives everything and then gets banned :)
the nicest part was that everyone was against changing it back just because its not pride month
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why does the main news channel in here past 1am just play a repeating video? its not even an ad or something. it (in order is) (btw most are spinning on a podium) 1.broken mirror 2.cartoonish ball bomb with the fuse lit 3.owl on branch (looks like a doll, theres owl hoots and crickets) 4.smoking gun 5.golf club (just the head is in frame) 6.syringe standing upright on the needle 7.pure steel knife (no wood on handle) with a woman scream) CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON (in the language here) 1.apple with a bite taken out on metal prong 2.pair of brown but now dirtied black shoes, right one (our left) has the top ripped from the sole on the toes 3.dog (????????, has barks, looks like one of those yorkshire terriers) 4.military helmet with a pink bra on it??? (laughs start) 5.one of those disguise glasses with fake nose, eyebrows and moustache (laughs end, baby cry) CHOOSE YOUR LAUGH 1.glass with dentures inside 2.stephoscope 3.pirate map scroll? just looks like a scroll, cant read whats on it 4.a gold chalice, has dust coming off it 5.lute with lute sounds (police siren heard) 6.handcuffs 7.one of those necklace stands with a necklace on it (idk how better to explain it) 8.iron helmet, nothing else i can add, its too fast gone and details are blurry 9.iron helmet again, has mowhawk and spikes, face has plate with eye holes (think MFDOOM) 10.fairy wand, star on the tip, think kids toy 11.axe, cloth on the handle, something hanging from the end, cant tell what but it looks like a cover for the head 12.a VERY short katana, blade is about 2-2.5 times the size of the handle, its still in the sheeth CHOOSE YOUR HERO (again, local language) 1.bone 2.3 bars of gold and it starts a top down perspective, spins faster, vhs speeding up sounds and it ends might as well tell you- my brother thinks its an ad for the program (KINONOVA), but im just so confused, it even has a clock ticking sound constantly, most things stay on screen for around a second but some stay less, the titles i put in capitals appear in the upper left corner with the next object next to it i can send the video i took of it but it has, me bumping my camera accidentally, my mom snoring, a bad camera angle
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all of them. all at once. maybe with a bit of bass added and for sure dark souls boss music in the background
are u a guy or a girl
depends
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a while ago i won second place in a hide and seek competittion in a game and got vip for 2 weeks. i think ive had vip for over half a year now and nobody has questioned why i have vip since then ive gotten to know the mods, admins and superadmins much better, met some cool people, met some people whod look better down in THE HOLE but im glad. i even met a person with a similar username and when were both on we constantly ask "which one?". also got peer reviewed as autistic :)
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just evaporated a gnome using the sun and a magnifying glass ama
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How does anything here work? im so confused help. do i use full periods? line breaks? Do i capitilize the first letter? all in the title or the comment? ???? how am i supposed to see the funny and make the funny if i dont know anything, do i use commas?
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Im not sure if ill use this at all but i like ranting
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