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BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

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HULK HOGAN DEAD AS HELL

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ranni the witch, for a patron

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for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

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"I need to remove dirt from a place with a large industrial machine"

Hitachi:

"That's cool, but i'm also really horny, you got anything for that?

Hitachi:

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"Amulets shouldn't seeth with rage" "jewelry actually should not talk at ALL" quit being such a fucking hater oh my god

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it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore

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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE