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i have never met an unpsychotic person who knows what it actually means to “not encourage the delusion” …not a single one
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tire pressure light came on while i was driving home last night, which is bullshit bc i topped them off pretty recently (came on a week ago bc of the cold) and they're still perfectly taut.
turns out when the light comes on and blinks a bunch before settling it indicates a problem with the sensor. learned this from google and had a shounen anime-style flashback ("when did--no, it can't be--!") to when i went over a particularly unpleasant manhole cover fifteen minutes earlier and Felt It.
then had another flashback, but distinctly more faded out and echoe-y, like from a multi-season mystery series where they remind you of some seemingly trivial detail from the first episode, of That One Relevant Tumblr Post, You Know The One
anyway the next morning i deliberately hit a small patch of uneven road on the way to work and voilà. no more light.
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shadow is a beautiful princess: the comic
((these titles are gonna become a Thing at this point omg))
the hogs are gay
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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

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Rouge: Amy told me Sonic is about to show up. Do you know what you're going to say? Shadow: Yes. Rouge: Right, silly question. Oh, there he is! I’ll leave you two alone. Shadow: No, don’t. Rouge: Just imagine me behind that wall. It’ll be easy because that’s exactly where I’m going to hide to eavesdrop. [she hides] Sonic [passes by]: Hey, Shadow! Glad I found you. Shadow: Really? Sonic: Yeah. I got you a souvenir. I got something for everyone. I figured I wouldn’t get to hand them all out today, since it’s impossible to find you half the time. Shadow: …Right. Sonic [gives him a heart-shaped stone with nebula-like colours]: I saw this and thought of you. Shadow: Did you now? Sonic: You can say if you don’t like it. I don’t really know much about your tastes, except you like watching the stars. But I didn’t want you to be the only one I didn’t get something for. Shadow: …Right. Hey, um, do you remember the letter I gave you before you left? Sonic: Yeah. I didn’t get to read it. I wanted to, but they lost my suitcase, not sure if Amy told you. Shadow: She did. Sonic: Good. ‘Cause I don’t have your number or anything to reach you, so I couldn't tell you earlier. Shadow: I know. I’d put it in the letter. Sonic: Really? You? With how private you are, especially with me? Your favourite phrase is "none of your business" every time we talk. That’s why I havne't asked what the letter was about yet. Shadow: It's non--Nothing. Just something stupid. Like everything I do. Sonic: You okay?? Shadow: I am. Thank you for the gift. It’s very thoughtful. Sonic: No problem. I’m gonna go hand the rest out. See you around? Shadow: Maybe, yes. Sonic: Yeah, may Gaia spare me from invading your personal bubble and getting punched into orbit. Well, see ya! [he speeds off] Rouge [approaching him]: Shadow, what are you doing? Didn’t you say you were going to tell him? Shadow: I can’t. Rouge: Couldn’t find the words? Well, we’ll go with the second letter plan— Shadow: No. I can’t tell him. Didn’t you hear him? He got me this just so I wouldn’t feel left out, like he used to before the Shatterverse. He doesn’t know anything about me, or ways to reach me, because I never let him in. And he thinks if he ever does, all he’ll get is a literal punch because he knows I’m unpleasant. He’s being civil with me, and nothing more. And I can’t tell him I fell but haven't changed one bit about how to approach or talk to him or his friends. I'd just ruin his life, like I do with everyone else. Rouge: Shadow, that’s not what I hear at all. And you don’t ruin anyone’s life, take it from— [She hugs him and the souvenir drops to the ground] Rouge: Oh, sweetheart, your heart broke. Shadow: I know. Rouge: It’s okay. We’ll fix it with glue. Shadow: The cracks will still be visible. Like it happens with me…
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He's trying his best, or at least what he thinks is the best
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After all that happened in Dark Beginnings youo mean to tell me HE'S JUSTS GOING TO SEE THEM???? AND I'LL JUST HAUVE TO BAWL MY EYES OUT????? HELLO??? HELPME
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