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Fake It 'til You Bake It [1/1]
Fandoms: Thunderbolts*, Hawkeye
Relationships: Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop, Yelena Belova & Kate Bishop & Thunderbolts Team
Words: 32,699
For: @smallandsundry
Mac n Cheese Day Works on Tumblr and AO3.
Summary:
The team does a baking competition for charity and optics; they discover a little more about each other along the way.
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Kate, who followed her from the elevator, sits down with less dramatic flair. âOh, yeah, but it sounds fun, right?â Yelena blinks, once, then looks at Kate with a frown. âFun? Baking?â And then, after a second of thought, she laughs uproariously. âUs? Can you imagine? Oh this is going to be so bad, you don't even know.â Kate's mouth does a funny little quirk, one she recognizes as stifling amusement. âIt won't be all that bad. The crewâs here to make you guys look good!â A headache, one that always formed when Valentina came around, begins to knock at her temples right on cue. âNo, really. This willâŠâ she sighs. This will do so much. It will make them look silly, ridiculous even, they will lose some of their intimidating edge, and, most importantly, they'll look stupid. âAprons, Kate Bishop? Cakes? The stupid music?â
Link to fic on AO3: here.
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don't give away the end (the one thing that stays mine)
Fandoms: Thunderbolts*, Hawkeye
Relationships: Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop
For: @critter-of-habit
Mac n Cheese Day Works on Tumblr and AO3.
a post thunderbolts, our teams are in a bitter rivalry but we're kind of in love and quietly have been together for months race to see who slips up first secret dating au
âIâm not crazy though, right? Like O.X.E GroupâŠOscorp! They sound so similar! I can't be the only one who gets them confused.â
Kate can't help it that this is the first thing she thought of when she woke up. Well not the first thing, the first thing was Yelenaâs hand on her lower back tracing various shapes, but this thought was a very close second.
Still, when sheâs met with silence, Kate rolls over onto her back and turns her head to see Yelena watching her. Yelena, with her hair a little mussed up and her eyes blinking slowly, is just grinning at her. âWhat?â
âYou are so weird.â
Kate huffs, âIâm weird? You broke into a corner market last night because theyâre the only ones who carry that sauce you like.â
âI left money on the counter for it.â Yelena sends back with a touch of indignance in her voice. âBesides, Miguel likes me, heâll know it was me and heâll smile when he sees the money.â
âUh huh, only you would make friends with someone you steal from.â
Yelena shifts then, bringing their faces even closer together. Under the covers, she puts her hand on Kateâs hip and squeezes just a little. âIt is not stealing. I do not steal.â
Kate raises a brow, a tiny smirk threatening to escape. âWasnât your whole thing before The New Avengers that you were stealing for your weirdly hot boss lady.â
âShe is not my boss.â Yelena cringes. âIf anything, I am her boss now.â
âMy point still stands.â
Thereâs no response just yet, Yelena simply eyeing her, as she does so often. Each time, Kate just lets her. She will never not enjoy the way Yelena studies her - watches her like she might be able to read Kateâs mind if she tries hard enough. âLet us go back to your previous question, about the O.X.E and Oscorp of it all.â
Itâs a deflection, but dammit it works. âItâs just weird! Who names their company with the letter O? Then two extremely shady companies do it and weâre not supposed to think theyâre in collusion with each other?â
Yelena hums, the hand on Kateâs hip lifting just enough that her fingers brush along the skin - making Kate shiver. âWell you certainly were a fan of the letter O last night, after I gave you not one but two org-â
âOkay, thatâs - weâre good, you donâtâŠdonât finish that sentence because we have to get up soon and if you do I wonât be able to notâŠâ
âFuck me like you did last night?â
âYelena!â
CONT ON AO3
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A silly lil DnD AU comic for @emilyjunk <3
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i love reading sad books bc when your own grief is stopped up inside you like a clogged drain you can grieve for a character on a page and understand that you're also grieving for yourself a little bit
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There is no greater bond than the one between a person and the fictional character theyâve written 50k+ words about
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Tether and Drift [18/?]
Pairing:Â Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop
Rating: M
Word Count: 4,121
Chapter: Eighteen
Summary:
Besides that there is that little feeling. A tinge of excitement and something she can't name because she's never felt it before. It reminds her of the moment following jumping off a building with her tether. Eyes closed, heart racing â and before sheâs caught and anchored and reassured of her safety there is the half second of flying, of being pulled to the Earth. It feels similar enough here, captured and crystallized in that moment with Kate Bishop. Which begs the next question â will she experience it again?
A Pacific Rim AU
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Barton gives a light chuckle from his seat. He's texting the world's slowest message, using the âhunt n peckâ method of searching for the letters. âYou got it.â Kate begins pacing again. âDo I got it? This isn't âgot itâ style waiting.â Clint blows out a noisy exhale. âWell if you sit and find something else to do you'll see the time passes much faster.â So, Kate does just that. She sits. She pulls out her phone and scrolls through various social medias, but it's not in any way slow enough to actually absorb anything. She stows her phone and plucks at a stray thread on her shirt. She sighs and looks around the room, vaguely catalogues the boring and quiet atmosphere. She sighs again. She peers over Clintâs shoulder and sees he's texting his wife very slowly. She mentally tries to complete the sentence he's typing, succeeds with a smirk and then taps her hands against her legs. Clint sighs and darkens his screen after hitting send. âKid, you're going to drive me nuts.â
Link to AO3:Â here
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short fuse if you light my fire [24/?]
pairing:Â Yelena/Kate (Hawkeye)
rating: E (please mind the rating change!)
chapter word count: 13,282
summary: Yelena decides to go to college. It just so happens to be the same one Kate Bishop attends.
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âYou didnât have anything in black, mmm?â she asks, slipping a hand underneath the opening of Kateâs coat to adjust the neck of her armor, thumb brushing along the underside of her jaw. âBranding is not always the objective.â âI know, I know,â Kate sighs, but her eyes are soft, watching Yelena make adjustments so obviously unnecessary that Lerato lets out a quiet huff of laughter before leaning against the concrete wall of the building Kate is meant to be disappearing into. âI havenât gotten around to ordering a stealth suit yet.â âIâll get you one,â Yelena murmurs, and pulls her hand back, but doesnât step away. âAs long as youâre good tonight.â Kateâs lips spread into a grin, almost certainty mischievous in way thatâs not applicable to their current situation, but just in case, Yelena adds: âAnd by that, I mean you stay put and cover us from a distance. No heroics, Kate Bishop.â âCanât make any promises,â Kate says, blasĂ© enough to cause Yelenaâs heart rate to spike, unpleasant and sudden. She only just refrains from gripping Kate by her collar again, this time far less gently.
chapter link: AO3
playlist link:Â SPOTIFY
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thunderbolts came out on streaming yesterday and i miss them
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I've been doing a terrible job posting new chapter releases on tumblr. đ whomp whomp.
Anyway, I've finally added Ava's chapter to Lucky Number 6 aka Kate joined the New Avengers and is forced to slowly win everyone over one by one after having missed the whole trauma bonding thing that the team did. Featuring slowburn Bishova in the 5+1 setup.
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kate would risk anything for yelena idc
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chapter update, friends! <3
Welp. This is new.
Chapter 4/?
Some silly moments, but the friends appear to have been sufficiently cowed for now. Yelena and Kate get a moment to breathe...and stuff.
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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months
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I love ships where one of them desperately needs to hear they are loved and Good Enough iâm sure it means nothing about me lol
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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- đ€ą" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.
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editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"
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