yelena and kate have wanda and nat over for lunch one day and nat jokingly says “compliments to the chef” to kate which then leads to kate walking into their kitchen and just paying yelena compliments for 5 minutes and kate leaving yelena with a light blush
Kate (to Yelena): Let's go home so i can finally feast on that pussy..
Wasted y/n sobbing loudly: NO NOT LIHO PLEASE. TAKE ME INSTEAD.
Narrator: y/n had to be escorted back to her room by her girlfriends because she wouldn't stop trying to attack Kate and stop her from leaving.
Yelena: I may be short but that doesn't mean I'm not tough! *aggressively tries to open a Caprisun*
Kate:
Kate: Would you like me to open it for you?
Yelena: *voice crack* Yes please.
kate sets up a sensor alarm outside her and yelenas house one day while forgetting to tell yelena and kate is awoken one day by a shriek coming from outside only for kate to see yelena get jump scared by it
Kate , lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Wanda. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Wanda, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kate . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Nat confessed their love for me?
Kate : Didn't you thank her?
Wanda: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.