twenty-something obsessor, she/her, technological grandma, current fixation: hellcheercall me vibez
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i really do believe that the answer to a lot of people's self hatred is not to try and reassure them that they are wonderful and okay and enough, but instead to remind them theyre a completely unremarkable regular ass person who is not the center of the universe or especially important so why would they expect themselves to be some superhuman savior. like there really is a kernel of out of control self importance at the heart of thinking youre an evil lazy piece of shit. because why would you expect you be anything but just like some guy. if you wouldnt expect the guy who works at the vape shop or your mailman or whatever to be able to do something then why would you expect yourself to? youre just some random ass person. its fine
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Summer is officially here, so a friendly reminder to drink plenty of water, wear sunscreen religiously, and stay indoors between 11 am and September 1st.
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
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Hey guys! So after five months I’m still unemployed though I’m looking every day! I desperately am in need of money and since I don’t believe in getting something for nothing, I’m taking art commissions. Please see pricing below!!



Please PM me either here or over at X under ashleyfanfic
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smut that is NOT tasteful. smut that IS like other smut. smut that does NOT exist to be an exploration of character. smut that IS designed to titillate. for that matter let's start calling it "pornography." I am tired of half-hearted defences of some types of pornographic writing in only some contexts. pornography is not inherently morally suspect because of its sexual nature.
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this is honestly one of the most powerful phrases in human history. not "i know this but i love you" or "i know this yet i love you" but "i know this AND i love you". it's a good one.
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all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger
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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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