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samesies

I hate finding old videos from college. what do these even mean.

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average weezer listener:

i wouldnt be caught dead listening to weezer actually

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why do i have 49 asks what do you people want from me

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hi losers

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you tried pretty damn hard to hide this one, didn’t ya, @dancing-drake?

nice form.

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Fine, leave it up. ;3

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do NOT interact with that post

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HENRY

FUCKING

DELETE THIS

that is NOT me and I should NOT BE TAGGED HERE

@justtaurice I keep this one near and dear to my heart

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why is nothing happening lately

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im ngl when im hiking and a big storm rolls in and I have no chance to make it to shelter I feel butterflies like a little bit is that weird

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if i paid you in 40 American dollars and 4 cases of monster energy, would you run down the foundation halls screaming GROUPLOVE lyrics?

? Uh yeah, easiest deal ever, I do this anyway. Ask my boss. Then pay up, buddy.

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taurizz?

i need sleep why did I type that

At least you recognized your mistake and felt shame for it. Now begone

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Cause you adopt them immediately! What can I say, I don't like competition.

sigh

Apparently @vincentvanc & @justtaurice never want me to supervise the fresh batch of rookies/skips/transferred personnel

It's an annual thing

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TiK ToK is the kesha song and nothing else. anyone who tries to tell you different does not have your best interest in mind

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POV: an evil wizard turned you into a carrot. I put you in a grain bucket. My 11.5 hackney-Shetland cross who has never worked a day in his life yet has the appetite of 10 draft horse stallions has found you. This is the last thing you see as you are devoured

this hypothetical sucks. there’s no way for me as the carrot to get out of the situation. 1/10 I’d still find a way tho

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istg who’s in the ventilation system above Security I’m trying to sleep

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you should be in jail

name one crime I’ve committed besides being criminally attractive GO