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@multivcrsity sent a sentence starter: "i got into yale , that doesn't mean i'm going ." (Caleb)

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{☾} - If anyone could reinforce the significance of the academic enrichment that could be derived from attending Yale University, then that person was categorically not Cuckoo. He’d long since tossed it all away for an alternative lifestyle consisting mainly of nomadic international travels and partaking in the over-consumption of various exotic hallucinogens. He seemed quite content to watch the cycle repeat with Caleb. After all, Cuckoo had lived a very colourful life before settling down with Rachel, and they still had a blast! What was to say that Caleb couldn’t do that too?

❝Wisest decision of your life, my brother. There is so much more beautiful, consciousness-expanding shit to gain from life than just getting a degree! I mean, sure, it looks good on paper, but y'know, where does that actually get you, really?❞

Arguably in a position of admirable respectability, but hey-ho. Here was to hoping that Caleb's in-laws were any part as lenient as Cuckoo's.

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{Ugh. Writer's block. Send memes?}

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𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"I beg your fucking pardon?"

"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."

"Actually all of my systems are nervous."

"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."

"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."

"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."

"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."

"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."

"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."

"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."

"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."

"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."

"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."

"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."

"With all due respect, which is none."

"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."

"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

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{☾} - ❝What can I say?❞ Cuckoo clutched at the chance to effervesce with adoration for his wife, gazing off dreamily in reminiscence, ❝We met beneath the stars one stormy night on the main island of Thailand’s Ko Phi Phi archipelago and we fell head over heels in love…!❞ The way he described his whirlwind wedding was every bit as idyllic as he made it sound, and Cuckoo wouldn’t change it for the world. A love-struck smile broadened his features, ❝Yeaaah, it was perfect timing. As if the sky spirit, Thaen, himself was gazing down upon us to bring us closer together that night…and the next night…and the one after that…❞

It seemed that Beavis’ speculation served only as an incentive for him to elaborate, ❝Oh! Yeah, totally - like, three times a day minimum.❞ Cuckoo plonked himself comfortably into the seat of one of the weathered leather armchairs nestled into the corner of the pub and took a swig from the bottle in his hand, a contented sigh concomitant with marital bliss quick to follow. He took a breath to speak again, ❝But,❞ Cuckoo raised a pointer finger into the air, ❝not everybody is as lucky as we are. Y’know, some people wait their entire lives to get married, and then when they do, it all falls apart within six months because they didn’t communicate what it was that they both needed from the relationship! Transparency...is...key.❞ He took another sip and raised his bottle, ❝Write that shit down in your mind, man - !! It’ll set you up for your future, I promise.❞ Cuckoo crossed his legs, ❝You can thank me later.❞

beavis sits on that for a moment, cuckoo’s answer appalling him—he should have chosen ‘neither’—he can’t believe what he’s just heard. sure, they could discuss WHY crushing his nuts is better than carrying two bowling ball sized testicles between the legs is better as both of them sound like hell on earth, beavis can only focus on one particular thing the man has said, specially right before his answer.

“you’re MARRIED?” truthfully, beavis wasn’t even aware you could get married that young since the only married people he meets are well into their old age, knocking on death’s door. before now, he really started to believe there was an age requirement for marriage, like sixty or something. at the very least, forty. “whoa! i bet you, like, score everyday, then.”

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@neverscored sent an inbox meme: would ya rather have your ‘nads hit with a bowling ball or for your ‘nads to be the size of bowling balls heheh

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{☾} - ❝Weeell,❞ His easy-going smile twisted upwards and to the side in both amusement and contemplation, his narrowed gaze briefly shifting skyward, ❝I would have to consider my wife in all of this,❞ Cuckoo gave a full upper-body shrug as he briefly debated his options in response to the hypothetical situation, ❝and it would definitely make things a little more difficult to navigate in the bedroom, so…I guess, I’d have to take the hit!❞

Clearly, the comedic entertainment factor here far surpassed the necessity to know why he was being asked in the first place. Here was to hoping that Beavis wasn’t in current possession of a bowling ball.

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{☾} - Cuckoo’s brows furrowed in both pity and arrogance, his voice laden with passive-aggressive condescension only masked by the consolatory arm he draped around her neck and shoulder from where he was standing behind her, ❝Ridiculous…❞ A moment’s pause exclusively for dramatic effect, his brows now rising with self-aggrandizement, ❝…or righteous?❞

Cuckoo allowed another transitory moment of wordlessness to pass between them in order to allow the "profound" effect of his words to fully sink in. A charitable sigh in the face of her irritability, ❝You know, you’re holding onto a lot of negativity, Billie,❞ Cuckoo expanded, his hands working up an unsolicited yet arguably competent massage into both her shoulders, ❝and I think it’s causing you a lotta pain. You gotta let that shit go, man…! Work on not being so angry all the time at the people who only wanna help you…and ultimately,❞ An enlightened nod, slow and sure of itself, in flagrant contempt of his own hypocrisy, ❝…learn to accept when you were wrong.❞

open to: m/f/nb muse: Billie King; the ambitious

"You sound ridiculous right now, you know that?"

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Ask my muse the most insane “Would you rather?” questions you can come up with. Get creative.

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{☾} - He arrived upon the threshold of the bookshop with a spring in his step, his curly hair - slightly damp and bedraggled by the rain - partially veiling his face, which was likely a contributing factor to his accidental collision with the girl exiting hastily through the same doorway through which he entered.

❝Oh! I’m sorry,❞ Cuckoo smiled in apology with a mellow lilt to his tone, adjusting the band of fabric around his head to push his hair up and out of the way of his face and revealing his engaging brown-eyed gaze, ❝Didn’t see you on your way out there. You good?❞

Cuckoo leaned into the doorframe for a moment, his progressively inquisitive smile curling up at one side as he stood passively in her way. He probably shouldn’t have asked, but his curiosity got the better of him. Cuckoo was many a thing, but indirect wasn’t one of them. In fact, he was oftentimes too direct for his own good, but that was beside the point. Something she’d said had piqued his attention so he cut straight to the chase, his gaze deliberately lingering in order to examine the spiritual energy of her aura, ❝…What was that you were saying about dictatorship?❞

Back in the USSR||Liz n Cuckoo

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Liz ducked into the bookshoppe wanting to take a moment dry off, and warm up from the cold rain outside. It wasn't one of her usual book shoppe/cafe's, and she felt her stomach sink, looking around her at the books on offer. Her lip curling infinitesimally, she viewed the titles, and soon the sinking feeling started in her stomach. All of the titles were woke. Shaking her head, she turned and strode out, "its like being in a dictatorship. Back in the USSR." Before slamming into the figure approaching the door.

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↪   ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐾 .    (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  season  1  of fox's sitcom ,  “ the mick ” .   adjust  phrasing  as  necessary . will be updated !  )

oh my god , why do you have gasoline ?!

we're fine , not that it's any of your concern .

stay out of trouble .

no , you're not coming in with me .

you're embarrassing . you embarrass me . i'm embarrassed of you .

can i bum a smoke , please ?

it's okay , i already have a dollar .

i get the sense that you're in need a lot .

i don't have a problem . you do , otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation .

what do you mean ? you invited me .

i got into yale , that doesn't mean i'm going .

the scales of justice tip in favor of the wealthy .

if we throw enough money at this thing , i'm sure it'll go away .

let's catch up in ten years when you need another loan .

i feel like we got off on the wrong foot .

i want you to come to me with boy problems . or girl problems , i don't assume .

i know you think you're pretty clever with this plan to drink me under the table , but there's two problems ... you're not , .. & you can't .

she's not dead , i can see her breathing .

i cannot count the number of times i've been ripped off a barstool & thrown in a cage .

i should probably get out of the house , yesterday kinda got away from me .

i don't like these people . but i like you .

why are we at a poor person's restaurant ?

don't touch my stuff , psycho .

no , i don't believe you . you're lying .

uh , i don't know , maybe because you're a lying bitch .

okay , look , i understand this stuff is really hard to hear .

let's just keep our voices down , okay ?

you think i care about these idiots ?

what is wrong with you ? you're making a scene .

how's that for a scene ?! dinner & a show !

i know what you're up to , & you're not gonna get away with it .

i'm sorry , you think you're in charge ?

once all this is gone , all that's left is this . & nobody wants just this .

wait , wait , wait ! i'm coming with you !

i will only go if i have your blessing .

if you need anything at all , do not hesitate to call 911 .

[ name ] , my beautiful angel !

i heard about that little accident you had .

so , this is it ! home sweet home .

holy crap , you're alive ...

what are you doing here ? are you living at my place ?

okay , i'm sensing some major hostility here .

i thought you were dead !

don't pay attention to him , he's no one .

— i'm just kidding ! oh , i'm so sorry , your face ...

no ... you're joking — this is a joke , right ?

i'm gonna go freshen up , this'll be fun !

my legs are heavy , but my mind is light ...

wait , why is my window open ?

do i look like i'm playing games ?

we both burnt that bridge , it doesn't matter who lit the match .

i need you to do me a favor , i did you a favor .

oh , thank god you're here . you've gotta help us .

oh , i'm not going anywhere .

what do you want me to do about it ?

knock - knock ... can i come in ?

oh ... i get it . you're jealous .

enough with the guessing games , i'm freaking out over here .

fine . i'll fix this myself .

i thought we agreed i'm the boss ?!

if you saw my silence as agreeing with you , that's on you .

don't take it personally , his heart just isn't for sale .

not now , [ name ] , i'm gloating .

[ name ] ?! since when do you smoke ?

HEY .. !! [ name ] . just the person i wanted to see .

i haven't gone this long without a smoke in years .

either be part of the solution or get the hell out .

well , now i feel like you're lying .

regardless of how we got here , i'm having a really good time .

is it ? is it creepy to be ahead of everybody at all times ?

i want to squeeze you around your neck until you can't breathe .

i said that forever ago when i was young and dumb .

if i were you , i would take this opportunity to lay low .

that's the opposite of what i just suggested .

[ name ] , you've been overruled .

i don't mean to offend you , you don't fit the [ surname ] brand .

it's already happening , we're becoming socially radioactive .

i'm sorry , that night is a blur of bad pinot and intolerable conversation .

oh , so you're a liar too ?

i was sitting at home , and then i remembered you're not my boss .

what's the matter ? little plan didn't work ?

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