the signs as fucking food
Aries: raw fucking steak
Taurus: all of it. All food. ALL FUCKING IT.
Gemini: floppy fucking noodles
Cancer: home cooked meals fuckin betty crocker
Leo: chips and salty ass fuckin salsa
Virgo: chicken cut up into liTTLE PERFECT FUCKIN SQUARES
Libra: fruit salad with fucking wild berries BITCH
Scorpio: ur soul
Sagittarius: spagetti and meatballs with fucking garlic bread
Capricorn: coffee and a buttered fuCKING MUFfin
Aquarius:
cold fucking pizza
Pisces: freshly warm banana fuckin NUT bread
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It’s not easy to be Taurus because everyone thinks we are strong. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
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😏 #hotsummerdays #selfie #noshame #hotasfuck #blackhair #potd #asian #taiwanese
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Apparently I look more bitchy with this hair color.... But guys... This is my natural hair color LOL 😂😂😂😂 #blackhairdontcare
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"once you go black you never go back" #newhaircolor #jkitsmynaturalhaircolor #black #ilooklikeanerd #menospeakenglish
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"Do a sexy pose" #lastnight #librarysquare #venue #tgif #fridaynight #clubbing #alcohol #shotsaftershots #goodnight #beenawhile
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Fireworks #canadaday #latepost #fireworks #friends
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A Taurus will only put up with a nagging for so long. If a Taurus can’t stay, then that person must be truly impossible. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
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Happy Birthday to you grandpa. 👴👴👴 thanks for always being the driver whenever we ladies have our late study sessions. You da 💣. Hope you like my presents! 😁😁😁#happybirthday #birthdayboy #23 #grandpa #houseparty #alcohol #chill #somuchfun #deeptalks #bros
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Happy Birthday again kid!!!! 😊 Hope you enjoyed today 👍 #goodfriend #lionking #musical #birthday #birthdayboy #happybirthday #20th
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Taurus is a free spirit who likes adventure, but when they want to be alone do not touch them. Let them be. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
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Taurus could create their own little world and sometimes no one would understand them. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
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Taurus will give you straightforward opinions or comments, but will never advice you on what you should do. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
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What gives a Taurus joy: Not doing anything the entire day except sleep and eat.
Taurus
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No one can be loyal like a Leo, Cancer, Pisces, Taurus.
Leo, Cancer, Pisces, Taurus
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