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I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

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There is a 28% chance that bandits will flee from you if you are a Master level mage because they falsely believe you can force them to pay taxes with your mind.

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they need to be publically shamed for this❗❗❗

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theres a line in the davrin romance as a grey warden that makes me go bananas. the one where rook finds a blight eruption in the wetlands. grey warden rooks Hear The Calling in it (cute detail is it's actually present in the game too, this weird ringing sfx) and davrin says "i know, hang on. we'll get through this together" i have a tummy ache

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to be completely fair without the jokes i do think mythal being stripped of her justice/vengeance symbolism is moreso a symptom of misogyny than it is Anders Derangement Syndrome but . it is definitely worth noting that the very concepts of justice and vengeance are actually completely gone from the text in veilguard

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Best romance within an origin story?

Dairren x Cousland

Iona x Cousland

Gorim x Aeducan

Nelaros x Tabris

Nesiara x Tabris

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love playing subnautica and doing resource gathering w the scanner room and all of a sudden seeing 'reaper leviathan' pop up as an option. terrifying. thank you.

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"Larian should handle the next Dragon Age game" Going off how they handled Baldur's Gate 3 if they handled a game like Dragon Age: Origins, they would release the game and then get people complaining about how they shouldn't HAVE to lose Alistair as a companion completely just because they spared Loghain because now they have to do 2 separate playthroughs and also their character has to face consequences for a decision. 5 patches later you can suddenly have both Alistair and Loghain on your team. And 2 patches ago they made it so Anora actually doesn't mind if you replace her on the throne with your friend because he has noble blood, because people complained that she shouldn't mind. And then in patch 13 Morrigan suddenly has half her dialogue replaced because players found her too mean. They don't know what to do with Sten at all so they remove his personal quest in Patch 2. Instead of developing the themes of Oghren's character further he's cut completely because dwarf companion. Due to popular demand they added Bella from the tavern and Cullen as companions and it goes as well as you expect. Your origin also has no impact on the rest of the game except you get a handful of dialogue options that are sometimes funny. In Patch 14 they change Bann Teagan's hairstyle, only to patch it back to his original hairstyle in Patch 15 because everyone hated it. In Patch 15 they give Dog fur, only to patch it away in Patch 16 because everyone hated it. Patch 44 has everyone reunite for a party at Arl Eamon's place for some reason. Everyone is playing a different version of the game because it has changed so dramatically between early access and Patch 743. You can fuck Morrigan when she shapeshifts into a spider at full release though.

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And please tell me why you'd want your chosen studio to take over in the tags!! :] Orrr why you don't trust any of them >:]

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as a hater, it's important to keep in mind that true fandom is a long game. for example, yeah, it's fucking annoying when you genuinely enjoy a show or something for multiple reasons and it happens to have gay people (or people who could be read as gay) in it and so the fandom gets flooded with the kind of fans who are literally just here for the "Hot New Thing to Slash Ship" and therefore have bad opinions on everything because they think entirely in shallow fanfic tropes and are going to get mad every time something doesn't line up perfectly with their fanfics, but with time they will move on to the next "Hot New Thing to Slash Ship," and you'll realize your real enemy is and has always been That One Blogger who Sincerely Loves this Show as Much as You But Has the Worst Fucking Opinions on Planet Earth.

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4. skill issue

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Pick your seat, hehe.

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Things larian took from us that i will never forget:

Zevlor filling the sky with stars to symbolize all the lives you saved at the tieflings' party

Volo's song at the tieflings' party

The stain-glass lighting at Gortash's coronation

Wyll's cuddle animation from his early access romance scene

Wyll having a complete personal story/quest

Elbowing Astarion in the nose when you wake up and he's trying to bite you

Kicking Astarion in the balls when he won't stop feeding on you

Short-haired Minthara

Mean Lae'zel

Mean Shadowheart

Gale's act 2 puddle tent

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cullen probably only got promoted to knight-captain because he was the only one who would play chess with meredith and didnt question her abundance of chairs and random weaponry in her office. meredith is probably like “he’s the best friend ive ever had” and she doesnt even know his name and someone asks for it and shes like “hes the knight-captain, his name is knight-captain”