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Coupris Kineema

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Glad everyone is getting so much joy from early Quaker names! Looking forward to seeing any future pets/children/bands/drag acts named after stuff on this list.

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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posted a month ago on my patreon, original post by @turing-tested, @dog-on-it-tm, @khazel-t, @prettyboy-bigfoot (@clearcutcasualty), @rankeluck, @world-heritage-posts, @icecreamsavant, @yumiiiiiii, @jessbeinme15, @spacepaprika, @rat-on-fire, @thehottestmess, @vang0bus, @royal-random-the-yogurt-queen, @astraltrickster, @rubykgrant, @vaultoffaggotry, @adamsmasher, @cartoondog, and @unstablebill can be found here

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

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every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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i sometimes forget that people aren't as aware of niche gaming history stuff so i'm going to take a moment to talk about the single greatest mental buffer i have against shit rng in games: the existence of aaron cybertron zheng

cybertron has one of the longest careers in competitive pokemon. he's qualified for worlds nine times, won two nationals and five regionals. he's also worked as an official commentator for TPC. none of these are why he is most (in)famous though.

he's most famous because in worlds 2013 he missed five will-o-wisps (a 1/1024 chance) to lose the set and the tournament.

game freak buffed will-o-wisp's accuracy (from 75% to 85%) with the release of Gen VI - released a few months after worlds 2013. the general consensus in the competitive community is that the buff was due to the cybertron match.

it's probably the single most infamous moment in competitive pokemon of all time. even official accounts are known to roast him for it.

there's a lot to be said about the sportsmanship involved in still playing the game after something like this, let alone accepting it and playing it up as a bit while continuing to play a part in the community. but above all it's a mantra against horseshit: remember, no matter how bad your RNG is, you won't be losing worlds semifinals to five consecutive one-in-four misses.

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Mammals in their den after the asteroid hit