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Micheal Emerson is so relatable, I too would let four super hot punks peer pressure me into throwing myself off a bridge

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Hey how's the ovulation going

im a danger to myself and others

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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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Happy birthday to themovie of all time th only one ever

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saw this poster in my dream and immediately woke up to google who the fuck is Pedro S. 

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The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS

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to carry on the comedy-actor to phantom of the opera pipeline, i would like reiterate what others have so graciously brought to my attention: DOUG JONES AS ERIK

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Rogue: Remy and I don't have pet names for each other

Scott: Oh yeah? What do you put in your tea?

Rogue: Sugah?

Remy, from the other room: Oui, chère?

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'I asked Meta' 'I asked Gemini' well I asked these guys and they said you have zero rizz no cap homie

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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bit hot today got the feets out

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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies