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Imagine putting stickers all over your f/o. Bonus points if you do it while they're sleeping so they don't notice!

Proshippers + variants DNI

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Cal:*taking a nap in his room*......

Cosmo:.....8) *enters his bedroom, a gun in hand*........ *aims the gun at the ceiling and pulls the trigger*

Cal;*wakes up from the gunfire, immediately falling off his bed from the shock when he realizes what happened*......... THIS IS WHY YOUR KID FUCKING LEFT YOU!

Cosmo:*laughs cheekily, clearly having no regrets as he scurries out of the room*

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*Cosmo and Cal are both playing video games together*

Cosmo: You got a boyfriend?

Cal: Bro, shut the fuck up and play the game before i--

Cosmo: What about a girlfriend?

Cal: SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR I'M GONNA--

Cosmo: JUST ANSWER BRO!

Cal: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAMED UNI!

Cosmo: Aight, bet. Everybody in the chat, if you got a girlfriend, tell them this; Hey baby, are you a toaster? Cause I would love to take a bath with you!

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shhh no i dont keep forgetting to check my inbox.... *distracts you with this*

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I'm so mature (yes this took me almost 20 minutes)

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Reblog to kiss your F/O

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imagine your f/o comforting you after a nightmare. you shoot awake after a fitful night’s sleep, stirring your f/o next to you. they know something’s wrong when they sleepily call your name, but you don’t—no, can’t—respond. it’s not until their arms wrap around your waist from behind that you come out of your terror-filled daze, turning your head to see your f/o gazing at you with concern.

“are you alright? did something happen?”

instantly, your eyes well up with tears and you turn around to bury your head into your f/o’s neck. their arms pull you even closer to them, the faint thump of their heart against their chest gradually slowing your own racing heart. you practically claw onto them while they rub circles into your back with feather-light touches.

“everything’s alright, i’m here. nothing’s going to harm you.”

as you continue to let out the emotions that your nightmare has provoked in you, a gradual sense of peace begins to wash over you like a calm tide lapping onto shore.

with them around, you can face anything. even on your worst days, they’re always here. they’re the forever rock that bounds you to this world, and you couldn’t be happier of that fact than right now.

yeah, you think to yourself. everything is alright.

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Hey, turn around! Your F/O is looking at you! They really adore you, even if they don't look like it. They're losing their mind, giggling and kicking their feet (even if internally).

They cannot stop looking! They just think you look so beautiful / cute / handsome (/ whichever word you prefer) and trust me, they consider themself lucky.

Always remember - Your F/O gushes as much about you as you gush about them!

Proship / Comship / Darkship do not interact please!

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MR EGGZON!!!! WHAT DO I DO IF A IF THEREZ A DINOZAUR WHO THROWZ BANANAZ AT PEOPLE IN MY HOUZE?1!1?1!!1 ITZ INZIDE MY FRIDGE!!!!!!! - Scene Anon 🩷💚

“Why, I’m sure Shelly would love to see that, but how is that…possible? Last I checked, dinosaurs were extinct, and I don’t believe they’re small enough to fit in a refrigerator…”

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I love the joke of Ken being an aggressively protective dad to Mel. Jason Marnocha does such a great job going from one mood to the other.

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why are so many online art tutorials just

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hey you! look over there! I think I saw something !!

*carefully drops a tiny little figurine of your f/o beside you accompanied by a love letter your f/o gave me to give you, when you look away, then poofs away laughing manically*

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Hello Mr Cleetuz!!! >o< I wanted to azk, whatz ur opinion on the zcene ztyle??? :3 Itz a very colorful ztyle that i like!!! (Remember to take care <333) - Scene Anon 💚🩷

{{ Replying to this before I start the RP event AUGH- /lh Also, have scene Cleetus drawing :3 🐐 }}

“It’s kinda nice- them colors kinda hurt my eyes, but it ain’t too bad.”

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Ken: “Name something a burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.”

*Mud smacks the button*

Ken: “Mud.”

Mud: “NAKED GRANDMA!!!”

Ken: “Nake- HUH?!”

*The audience cheers and whistles*

Diligence: “I wouldn’t wanna see that either…”

DING

*scoreboard displays ‘occupant in the nude’*

Mud: “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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Throws this at you

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Ken The butcher still learning how to draw this guy