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the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

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Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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Reblog to hug prev

Please

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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Sharing my joy 🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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Just thinking about my onyx-line charcoals and becoming increasingly suspicious that there is an actual mutation at play causing them to be so dark. It really just doesn't make sense otherwise considering I'm only on the second generation.

Pictures and stream of consciousness rambling under the cut

And it's all stemming from Lacy, the founding dam.

She is my bare-minimum goal for the onyx charcoals. If I can get them even darker, great. But at minimum *this*. She was from South Mountain Reptiles and I reached out to Don a while back and he said that dark pewters like this would sometimes pop out of his bloodred lines but he could never predict it.

But Don has also sometimes produced bloodreds like this:

This is Wild Cherry, who belonged to Poppycorns. Sadly, she stopped breeding before I could buy one of this snake's sons. She is profoundly dark for a bloodred. Now imagine that overlaid atop pewter....

But back to Lacy. I only had one charcoal male to breed her to. This is Vanay.

He is... uh... kinda the opposite of what I'm going for. His low contrast was very nice but...

Those 2 together created Gabby:

Okay. She's kinda smack in the middle of them, right? All the babies looked identical at hatching. None particularly light, none particularly dark. I kept her because she had a little patch of aberrant saddles that kinda spelled out 'win'

But anways, more the fool I, I only kept her. Just one baby. At this point, it could be either way. Maybe Lacy was homozygous for something, and she passed one copy of this incomplete dominant trait down to her offspring, making there be no extreme variety in the clutch. Or maybe this was a selectively bred trait and all the babies landed smack in the middle between their parents. I was leaning towards that second, until Gabby started producing.

Her first mate for producing charcoals was Gallium. He's the dad of the current Onyx charcoal line.

He's... darker than Vanay at least? (low bar, tripping hazard) and kinda odd looking. But hey, he was a nice pewter which kept the diffused gene being at least a guaranteed het in all his babies which is great.

This is the point where I start seeing some rather stark variety in the clutches.

Like... okay. That's a bit odd and seems a bit less likely to be just natural variation between the light and dark parent, especially as the bottom snake is Onyx who is much darker than her mother.

But the real clincher for me was when I put Gabby to Charmot, a bright silver charcoal motley (tripped over the better-than-vanay low bar and into a vat of bleach).

But then they managed to create Larune

She is only a little lighter than her mother.

That... that just doesn't make sense. She's two extremely pale charcoal fathers down from Lacy but could have come from one of Lacy's clutches.

So I'm hoping that pairing Larune to her half-brother Peter will give me some answers, plus the chance for more babies as dark as Onyx.

And that's me done vaguely rambling. If this gene/genes is what made bloodreds like Wild Cherry, even the outcross babies will be more than worth it. And Edeshi should be a very nice bloodred in his own right so those babies should be astoundingly good.

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King Darkstalker of the Nightwings

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I think anon is worried that without an obligation to care (if care is truly consensual) then they will be left uncared for, which tbh I also am afraid of :/

oh it’s terrifying, isn’t it?

you would have to be so unbelievably lucky to find another human being who wants to care for you like an equal. you’d have to endure so much loneliness and suffering and study everything you can get your hands on with regards to how to be good to other people. the world would never stop punishing you. the minute you find that impossible equal the clock starts ticking towards your terrible separation from each other. things will fall apart and the center will not hold. it’s wonderful.