/ˈkaɪ̯zɐ/ He/They Stale memes and occasionally fandom on main. Sometimes I make music
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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German children’s tv show mascot Bernd das Brot would do numbers if he had a tumblr account:

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my academic article getting looked at by faggots call that getting queer reviewed
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
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My vocabulary will be forever altered now
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dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare
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