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another thought about the car stan au:
Ford at some point just casually mentions the fact that his previous car was fucking eaten by some kind of giant
and stan experiences Fear for possibly the first time since his human self died
#stan is now hoping he can convince ford to move to another town that doesn't have car-eating monsters#gravity falls
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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???


#got cried on with magic tears#real talk i love how steven fucking apologizes for bringing him back to life like ajskdlfjdskl
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I know I've said it before but I'm saying it again, I just absolutely adore how Danny's eyes glow green in human form when he's getting particularly mischievous, not just when he's especially angry


Like this boy has a built in warning signal for when he's about to be a little menace to society and I love that for him
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Ford, young and fresh faced in his dorky sweater vest.
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I was starting to worry I might not finish this before the month was over, stayed up late trying to get it done! But I'm sure glad I did!
So, a friendly reminder that My Ring is Pansexual, and while he prefers to be male, his gender is otherwise very fluid! As for Sally, she's 100% an Ally! Say anything about her man and she WILL fight you!
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!
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Wait hang on pause I glossed over it before but dhawan!master was on earth for seventy seven straight years? He saw his own run as prime minister. Wh
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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.
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WHEN FORDSY WINS THE POLL HOW MANY KIDS SHOULD WE HAVE ASKING FOR ME MYSELF AND I
CURIOUSE WHAT THE PEOPLE THINK
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Propaganda time!
If Stanford wins the mpreg gauntlet, I will commemorate his victory by incorporating it into my cosplay
VOTE NOW
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imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they fucking eat dirt
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*slides Stanpiper a gummy hambeuger*
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Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off
#what an icon#i just wish the videos had captions#fun fact i actually made captioned versions once and uploaded them all to youtube#but chris fleming made me take them down :<#i sent him the caption files like 'can you at least add these to the official uploads'#he said he would do it by the end of the year#that was like 8 years ago :/
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Ok but like what are you SUPPOSED to do with a stanpiper, let him outside? Bitch is dying before the sun goes down
“I’D LIKE TO SEE HOW WELL YOU FUCKING DO THROWN INTO A WORLD OF MONSTERS 50 TIMES YOUR FUCKING SIZE!! I BET YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE WINGS!!!!”
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Late series Animorphs:
<Hey, guys.>
"VISSER THREE!"
<Not what I'm called!>
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