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Bob’s Burgers, Sheesh! Cab, Bob? (S01E06)

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Well don't get him the wooden train set. [looks at the train set in her own shopping cart, then back to Meredith] I saw a little drum set a few aisles over.

[pacing up and down the aisles of a store in town when she sees a familiar face] Hey! [walks over to them] Do you have any idea what to get a 3 year old boy for his birthday? Teddy turned 3 today and while, yes, I did give birth to him and know him better than anyone on this entire planet.. I have no idea what to get for him. Nothing really seems right. I'm just lost. And yes, of course I put off present shopping until the last minute, don't judge me. I.. sorry for ranting.. I just.. well, I need help. And I never ask for help, so this is a big deal. [she let's out a forced laugh]

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[sarcastically] Yes, I, the person who works the overnight shift at the 24-hour diner, definitely can't stay up after 9 pm. [rolls her eyes] Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do think my own girlfriend is cool.

Well, why not? Or are you an actual grandma and can't stay up too late any more? [He chuckles] I know, maybe it was Amy who asked. Maybe since you seem to think she's cool, we're cool now.

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i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

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Pax, who the hell has a birthday party at 9 pm on a Wednesday? Hold up. Matchmaker? You do know I'm not single, right?

It's my birthday today - every year on April 16th and every year I do something, you should know this by now - so this is my invitation to you to join me and others out by that abandoned warehouse off the highway for a black light party. Please come, it won't be the same without you there. But, also, there's this person who say they're hoping you'll go.. so make my dreams come true of being a match maker and be there. It's at 9ish.

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📷 Kiana Madeira via Instagram

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what a fucking line.

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"We're gonna take that knife away from her, right?"

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MY SAMEENA HEART AAAAA

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If I've learned anything from Law & Order, it's that I have the right to remain silent and anything I say may be used against me... so I'm going to exercise that right. [smirks] But seriously, what's your question?

Okay, so you might have a thing for blondes...noted.

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Hey, you can't die on me. We've been over this. You need to outlive me so you can take care of the twenty cats I'll adopt in the event I become an old gay spinster.

Hey, dream freaking come true. Kidding! Or am I?

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What do you mean you can't do anything with them?

No. Oh, well, I don't want them. Keep 'em. Honestly, can't do anything with them now.

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