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If I've learned anything from Law & Order, it's that I have the right to remain silent and anything I say may be used against me... so I'm going to exercise that right. [smirks] But seriously, what's your question?
Okay, so you might have a thing for blondes...noted.
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Hey, you can't die on me. We've been over this. You need to outlive me so you can take care of the twenty cats I'll adopt in the event I become an old gay spinster.
Hey, dream freaking come true. Kidding! Or am I?
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What do you mean you can't do anything with them?
No. Oh, well, I don't want them. Keep 'em. Honestly, can't do anything with them now.
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If it's about you dyeing your hair brunette, my answer is still no, stick to blonde.
Can I ask you something? I mean...maybe you can help me decide...
@kaia-jones
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[looks up at the sky] This feels like a perfect recipe for getting hit by lightning.
Look at the freaking clouds...think it might rain? Oh duude, I kinda want to still go swimming anyways even if it does. [cackles, half joking] Hope you don't hate me for dragging you along with me. @kaia-jones
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Jesus. Can you not be weird for five minutes? I'm just trying to return your jumper cables.
Well, well, well. Look at what the cat dragged in. What do I owe this pleasure? @kaia-jones
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Jeremy hasn't taken a graveyard shift in a long time. He actually has a sense of self-preservation.
Literally anybody. But hey, least you'll still have Jeremy.
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