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“is the wanting to be killed like a sexual thing for you” No. but also yes

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this heat, an evil heat

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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in retaliation for giving the rat the stupidest name ever

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plot twist is that rodrick's actually a cool guy and greg just shits on him because greg is Patrick Bateman for children

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

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ayup. my parents went on a daytrip to the museum and my dad came home talking about moist louis while i was just upset that I DIDN'T GET TO GO because i was at college

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[kaida427]

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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the vocabulary of loss is the dictionary

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fifth base is tearful amputation

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms