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Here's the finished slig commish for my good friend Shades 🦑

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Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

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Setting up a wildlife cam in my back garden and installing a series of progressively larger decorative windmills to determine the optimal size for trapping feral questing knights.

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I fear My Princess is beginning to become unmanageable. I have pledged my unending fealty to her, and I stand guard outside of her chambers both night and day.

My duty, however, is not the issue—My Lady has… become fond of leaving kisses upon my helm and gauntlets when she passes to enter her chambers. I fear she is able to hear the way my heart echoes in my armor.

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a collection !!! part three !!!

and thank you @snails-in-my-mouth for the idea for the second pic aya

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You have to be careful with your knight. They’re not used to gentleness, and it might take some time for them to accept it. The first time you remove their helmet, they may not be able to meet your gaze. This is normal. There’s a lot more of you to take in than through a visor, and it can be overwhelming. Don’t expect them to make eye contact immediately. When you undress the rest of them, go slowly. You’ll be forced to because of the very nature of the armor they live in. Make sure you pause after every piece and allow them to get used to freedom once more. It’s especially important for them to breathe deeply once you’ve removed both cuirass and gambeson. Place your hand over their heart to ensure they take a few deep breaths from the chest before you continue. When you are finished playing the part of squire, be sure to give them something else to wear. They’ll feel far too exposed at first. Make sure it’s something light, they don’t need any more weight on their shoulders. Do not be surprised if their hands tremble when you take them. The feel of your hands is a far cry from that of their gauntlets, and it may take some time for them to adjust to the softness. Reassurance is your friend with a vulnerable knight. Encouragement can also aide you, but be cautious to avoid overuse. If your knight feels pressured, they will revert to their training, and you will never know their true self. If it is your wish to have a knightly lover, do not glorify the shell, but rather, cradle the creature within.

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comfort show this comfort movie that what about smoke break media. it makes you a worse person and interacting with it is a conscious destructive choice but it compels you too much to stay away.

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i don’t understand people who love a problematic character but get angry when people mention the evil things that character did. like, that’s your man! he’s proud he did all that, support his hobbies!

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I think the reason why Dumah is my favorite lieutenant is because in a series where every single character has a substantial level of nuance and thematic depth to their evolutions and personalities (which I absolutely adore, of course), Dumah's evolution is literally just Dumah...but ✨bigger✨.

This man has no other defining trait outside of being the Token Meathead™. And it's perfect.

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Man, I love painting Astarion as a little white creachur

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Melchiah: The outburst I had at the fabric store is not reflective of who I am.

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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

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made a picture i will use a lot

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Call your dogs- They can feast on your corpses!

commission info | carrd

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Happy Pride Month🦇🏳️‍🌈

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Consider transfemme Messmer having those confused egg feelings towards Rellana where he's not sure if he's in love with her or if he wants to be her

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He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.