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Dazai texting Chuuya: I'm at the bar just thinking.

Chuuya: About what.

Dazai: You

Chuuya: Well, that's sweet.

Dazai: Oh, nothing good tho.

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(at the agency)

Kunikida: I've left instructions for everyone while I'm away

Dazai (holding up a piece of paper): but mine only says "dazai, no"

Kunikida: and I expect you to apply them in every possible situation

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Kagami: *breathes*

Aomine: Fuck you, too.

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i passed my first final ☺️😼

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I love to headcanon that Kuroko is a prodigy in something completely unrelated to basketball. Like fucking tetris or some shit.

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[texting]

Aomine: i’m gongig t.o go rst

Kuroko: What.

aomine would totally spell horribly over text

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there is nothing quite as homoerotic as sports anime.

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Akashi canonically is incapable of telling a joke

Also kise can't draw 💀

The miracles play a drawing guessing game and they keep screaming at kise cause this is the shit he draws

"WHAT IS THAT???"

"ITS A DOG"

Any game the miracles play always ends with someone crying, usually kise

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LOL love how reos sitting

someones angy >:(

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and then they kissed

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*Kaijo loses to Seirin*

Kise: Win. Lose. I don't care, cause at the end of the day I still have this face.

Kise: So, who's the real winner here?

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I wish there was more Kuroko no Basuke

3 seasons, blooper reels and a movie isn’t enough to feed my love for this banger of an anime

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KUROBAS CUP 2015

Art by  虹ろ

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Akashi: Tetsuya, what are you thinking right now?

Kuroko: Excuse me?

Akashi: It's just hard to predict what you are thinking.

Aomine: That's a shadow for you. It's so unpredictable.

Akashi: That's true. But we like to know what you are thinking.

Kuroko: Well.

Kise: Hold on! I know what we should do! Let's guess what he is thinking!

Everyone: What?

Kise: Whoever guess it right, can have a nice date with Kurokocchi!

Kuroko: Kise-kun...

Aomine: Rice cakes!

Kagami: Basketball!

Akashi: Akashi Seijuro.

Midorima: Oha Asa.

Murasakibara: Cake.

Takao: HAHAHAHA.

Kise: .... You guys aren't taking this seriously.

Aomine: What about you? Guess it.

Kise: Well, it could be related to his drink. You know, the vanilla milkshake.

Midorima: Could be accurate. And Takao, why are you laughing?

Takao: No, no. That's my answer, Shin-chan! He might be laughing right now.

Midorima: Nonsense. Why would he laugh in his mind?

Takao: He doesn't want to offend you all.

Everyone: ...

Kuroko: No one is even right, though.

Everyone: !!!

Kuroko: I'm thinking about how many hard boiled eggs should I bring for the party tomorrow.

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Kuroko: Akashi-kun and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each others-

Akashi: Sentences.

Kuroko: Don't interrupt me.

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Akashi: I, Akashi Seijuro, am absolute! I am always right! MY orders are absolute! ME ― Akashi Seijuro ― the epitome of grace, elegance, absolute glory ――

Midorima: GO TAKE YOUR EGO SOMEWHERE ELSE.