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Beryl just referred to me as a single mom to the Windrunners.

I can't even really argue.

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apologies for the absence, Leshwi was hunting me for sport

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i have a croissant related grievance

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I am trying to be the bigger person. why are there people making that so storming difficult

Not in character disclaimer: this is not a vagueblog about any tumblr user, just an observation on Kaladin's experiences throughout the series.

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Saw Hoid.

I am going to personally sew every button back onto that suit backwards

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I am going to personally sew every button back onto that suit backwards

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Stick with pointy rock on the end is for when it needs to be over quickly. A plain stick is great for making people rethink their life choices.

hitting people with sticks can be very cathartic actually

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the whole reason for the long coat is so that no one can stare at my backside. If someone wants to stare at me they have to look me in the face to do it, as Adonalsium intended

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Have you ever seen a shardbearer's face on being hit with a stick? They get so offended. Priceless. I'll forgo the fire.

hitting people with sticks can be very cathartic actually

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hitting people with sticks can be very cathartic actually

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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I'm going back to bed and I'm going to sleep through whatever the storms this is.

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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Yes, I'm aware Shallan is following me around imitating everything I do.

I think she's just bored.

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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I swear to Honor

The way people think having 1-3 energy drinks a day will give you a heart attack like it’s anything. Do people really get heart attacks from a couple of energy drinks? I know exactly how many energy drinks it takes to give me a heart attack and it was 14 back to back and even then I don’t know if it was the caffeine or drinking 14 juices in a row