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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it

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14 year old's who encountered near death ( or just death) experiences, with their parents failed radioactive experiments, and turned them almost into the experimental thing. Had a hectic time in the beginning learning about their new found abilities. Turned into vigilantism to protect their neighborhood. Plus really into science stuff. Cant forget the having a main bully, 2 besties, and a mad scientist in their main villain roster

And both had experiences with the infinity gauntlet - and being displaced into the dc universe specifically into Gotham, moslty joining the batfam, in fanfiction. ( which is totality has no ref to it here def not 0(-( this is just a simple graveyard meet up)

honestly pretty common requirements for all todays vigilantes

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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Do you like your country and the government that runs it?

- Like both my Country and the Gov

- Like my Country, but Not the Gov

- Hate my Country, but Like the Gov

- Hate both my Country and Gov

- It's complicated/nuance

- I don't live in a country (Hi visiting aliens)

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I shamelessly stole this from Instagram for you

how many years has it been since this was funny

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“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

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rouxls' section in the wikipedia article for deltarune characters is really funny to me

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rereading dracula after reading carmilla for the first time really makes me appreciate carmilla's efficiency in securing a place. dracula had to deal with all the logistics of the housing market meanwhile carmilla just crashed her car on someone's lawn and she got a cushy guest room and a girlfriend out of it. carmilla the woman you are

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i h8 when people see girls wearing flannels or basketball shorts and stuff and assume theyre butch. Thats just a femme on her day off. We cant all be on the clock 24/7 as perfect women and be done up all the time lol. What if shes doing laundry. What if thats her lovers outfit because she forgot a change of clothes. What if she just cant afford the wardrobe yet. Dont call a girl butch unless she tells you she is. This goes doubly for trans women and triply for mixed and nonwhite women who all have to deal with being masculanized without their consent everywhere already. Let girls be comfortable pleaaaaaaaase

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