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It's nights like these that I'm thankful for not having a biological father 🙏

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When I get my license and a car I need gay bumper stickers like "tell your girlfriend I said hi 😉"

Taking suggestions for this

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Me every Friday night

need to get absolutely stoned out of my mind and kiss a pretty femme while i admire her

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You don't understand how powerful lesbianism is

My power is incomprehensible to the cisgender man mind

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Who's setting these standards, I'd like to have a word with them

All a man has to do to prove he’s gay is be a bit zesty but a lesbian needs to prove their worth through intricate sapphic rituals, never have spoken to a man ever, live in all women’s cities, and break out into hives whenever touched by a man

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Imagine a lesbian wizard falling in love with a girl that's cursed

They overcome all the obstacles and have a real found family situation despite it all, even as the world seems to be collapsing around them

Howls moving castle but lesbians

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I only use social media as a form of lesbian networking

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I'm gonna lose it I'm going crazy why can't a man understand how to CLOSE A DRAWER AND CABINET WHEN HE'S DONE WITH IT

IT'S LITERALLY EVERY TIME OH MY GOD I'M GONNA LOSE IT

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DNI:

Cisgender men (unless you're based and woke, you will just be tolerated DON'T get too comfortable) OR are part of beloved emo band My Chemical Romance

Capitalists and their enablers

Hamilton enjoyers, the Miku binder has NOT redeemed you

Chiropractors and their believers

UPDATE:

chat gpt users: begone

People who use cologne on public transportation, I hope you rot in hell

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I am a lesbian first and a human being second

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Exhausted and sleepy in her arms 🥰

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Me and my future butch.

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i really love sharing a joint with girls i have crushes on, every time i pass it we have to graze handssss, the lingering taste of her on the filterrrr, getting gigglier and sillier with each other??? it’s unbeatable

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i love allllll lesbians. nonbinary lesbians, lesboys, butches, stone tops, pillow princesses, studs, he/him lesbians, femmes, stems, transmasc lesbians, transfemme lesbians, transgender lesbians, touch me nots, mascs, mean lesbians, dykes, man hating lesbians, lesbians whove been with men, androgynous lesbians, tall lesbians and short lesbians, lululesbians, every lesbian of the past every lesbian of the now and every lesbian of the future. i love lesbians.

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Breaking: The prettiest girl you know is FORCED to wake up and go to work instead of lounging around in bed and being paid to look cute. Life's cruelties win again...

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Also I still can't believe within 24 hours of creating this blog, the haters showed up

Jokes on you, your hate only makes me stronger and gayer