kalebthewarlock

[kalebthewarlock]

sorry everyone i'm just super busy preparing for my exams next week

please don't think i'm going to be permanently inactive

this is just a temporary thing and i'll be more active than ever here soon

[kalebthewarlock]

i'm just creeping on mobile at the moment so i'll get to replies later today.

[kalebthewarlock]

"You’re the master of excuses."

"In all honesty sweetheart, I take that as a compliment. Excuses can come in handy sometimes, but I’m sure you’re already well aware of that. But because I’m the so-called master of excuses, that means I’m much better at getting away with things than you are.” A confident grin covered his features as he fought off the urge to laugh; he never would get tired of teasing her.

[kalebthewarlock]

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

His first thought was none other than ‘I swear to God I locked the door,’ but as he thought this his cheeks turned a slight pinkish color and his eyes widened in shock at the girl standing in his doorway. “I—uh, well you see, that’s a tough thing to explain,” he started to say, only pausing when he realized his hands were still in his pants. His body flushed with embarrassment, his usual confidence having disappeared at the awkwardness of the situation. He quickly pulled his hands out of his pants, avoiding eye contact as he stared down at his bedroom carpet. “I don’t even know what to say about this other than can we please pretend it never happened? This is already going to haunt me for the rest of my life with out constant teasing being involved.”

[kalebthewarlock]

"You seem to have me all figured out, but what would you do if I told you I could prove my innocence? I bet you would regret being so quick to judge me, wouldn't you?"

"Because you made a point of talking about how innocent you were, rather than just going with the fact that you don’t know who did it. Makes one suspicious. I have a brother, I know how boys act when in trouble”

[kalebthewarlock]

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

[kalebthewarlock]

SOUL MATES MATCH UP

We’ve all reblogged those wishlist posts, we’ve all wanted that soulmates au for our muses. But let’s be real, planning it out with someone ahead of time ruins the fun of it. A soul mates au is about finding that special person unexpectedly, whether you want it to happen or not. It isn’t supposed to be expected.

I don’t know if this has already been done before, but I want to give every rper a chance to have a real soulmates au. I’M GOING TO MATCH UP EVERYONE WHO APPLIES WITH A RP PARTNER FOR A SOUL MATE AU.

The Plot

Everyone has a soul mate set for them at birth. They have no knowledge of who this person could be, they only know that this person is willing to be with them forever upon meeting when they’re old enough—or so, that’s how it’s planned out. Some think of it as more of an arranged marriage if anything. They’re all invited to the ceremony of which everyone is introduced to their soul mate at some point in their life. Some go to the annual ceremony when they are 18, some when they are 21, etc., so not every soul mate is of the same age. The parents of each applicant will push for them to dress formally and prepare for the ceremony, as first impressions mean everything.

So, this is where you and your partner will start. At the ceremony, upon meeting each other.

Application [submit to itstheisaaclahey] these will not be posted

Name: Preference for your soul mate: (Male or Female? Or is either one okay?) Any muses you don’t want to be paired with:

Rules/Info

You must reblog this or your application will be discarded.

You must be an rp blog.

I will pair up everyone at random (according to preferences) so be open minded. I will do this by inboxing all of you the URL of your partner.

I only pair you up, beyond that point it’s up to you two to chat or plot.

Remember that you don’t have to be in love with your soul mate at first, it’s more of an arranged marriage thing if anything—so it’s okay for your muses to fight or not like each other at first and have the plot work it’s way out from there.

This ENDS SATURDAY JUNE 7.

This is first come first serve, so know if you are the last to reblog and there are an odd number of people, you might not get a pair.

[kalebthewarlock]

i'm falling asleep at the computer so i'm gonna call it a night. goodnight/have a good day depending on time zones

[kalebthewarlock]

  "Let me guess, you were expecting someone prettier?"

       [ He was only teasing of course, fully aware that the original was most likely expecting a witch who he had heard of instead of one as unknown as himself. ]

  "Trust me when I say you won't have any complaints with my work. Now what is it you requested a witch for?"

{ for kalebthewarlock }

[kalebthewarlock]

  The warlock chuckled as he was maneuvered into an upright position, "Oh but sweetheart, your opinion always matters to me," he teased, unable to wipe the stupid grin off his face no matter how hard he tried. "You're so protective of it, which must mean there's much more in it than page after page of you gushing about boys that your daddy scared away--" he began to say, only pausing to wave the journal high above her head, knowing very well that with her Hybrid speed she would reach it before he even got the chance to move it away. He didn't know the Mikaelson girl well but he knew her well enough that he knew when to put an end to his teasing in order to prevent getting his throat ripped out.

     “My uncle tolerates you, nothing more.” She retorted, finally moving from  holding him down to pulling both of them to an upright position. “My opinion isn’t important here—there are plenty of people in New Orleans who was entertaining and aren’t stupid enough to take my journal.” With her last word, she took her hands off him, crossing them tightly. “So let’s make this easy, and you give me back my damn journal.”

[kalebthewarlock]

Name or nickname: Jey Tumblr URL: kalebthewarlock + so many more in the past Sex/Gender: Male  Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Fandom: Why is this not plural I have more fandoms than you can count, if you ask me if I'm in one, I probably am. OC friendly?: Obviously. Multi-fandom friendly?: Always. Will you ship your muse with any sex?: Of course, my muse is all about equal opportunity for both sexes. Are you open to SFW rp?: Yes. Are you open to NSFW rp?: Yup. Can people come up and start a conversation with you?: As long as you can put up with my occasional awkwardness, yes. Can they be your friend?: To be perfectly honest all you have to do is say hi to me and I automatically consider you a friend.

♕ introducing the mun:

[kalebthewarlock]

[kalebthewarlock]

i have an assignment to do, the 100 to watch, and i'm in need of a shower.

i'll be back as soon as i get all of that done.

[kalebthewarlock]

well that's no different than what I can do myself, and more risky to boot. I don't think I need your love potions after all.

I’m beginning to understand that you’re seeking something much more powerful than I have been offering you—but I’m sure you can understand my hesitance to reveal my more powerful potions to just anyone. Love is a powerful thing by itself, it’s always risky to tamper with such a thing. If you’re interested in a more powerful love potion, I would have to speak to you about this some more, over a cup of coffee perhaps?

[kalebthewarlock]

"That stranger could easily have been an enemy of mine; maybe  they deserved to have their car set on fire. Didn't think about that, did you?"

"Hm, not too sure. Possibly that you tried to set a  perfect strangers car on fire. But that’s just a wild sort of out there thought.”

[kalebthewarlock]

"You're right, I'm sorry for overreacting and making a complete ass out of myself."     [ He let out a sigh, running a hand through his mess of curls as a small hesitant smile        grew on his lips. ] "I guess we're stuck with each other today, hopefully we don't drive each other mad this early on. I--I think it would have made our parents happy to see us getting along."

"Dude, I thought I was cynical.  No, I don’t have plans with anyone else. Scott’s developed this habit of  calling everyone once a day to make sure that we’re still alive. After everything that’s happened I’m not all the surprised.  Just… chill, okay? If things had changed, I’d tell you. And as I don’t  remember telling you that things had changed, I guess you’re stuck with me today.”

[kalebthewarlock]

"For someone who doesn't even know me you sure are a judgy little thing. But because I'm so sweet I'll give you a chance to explain. Please do tell me, what is it that makes you think I'm capable of such a thing?"

"I don’t know, why would someone with such a sweet face try to do something so against the baby face they possess? Since you obviously did it”