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I just think crab dicks are neat. uwu Apparently Nemesis Calling was formative to me or something idk

Also I never pass up a chance to have fun with xenobiology, reproduction, sex, and gender. Pretty sure talking about Eliksni sex/gender is how you met us, @schniggles 😂

I really love your Destiny art. I first found it on pillowfort and it really influenced a lot of my headcanons about Eliksni. I don't like a lot of the more popular fanon about them and your stuff is so weird (positive). The way you headcanon their sex organs is basically how I write them because its just so neat. Like yeah two dongs are great... why do you need them? Well obviously to fuck yourself lol

the sex organ chart was a significant cooperation between @kaleidoramblings , @schniggles and i, although i didn't have the foresight to name them at the time as the post was actually mostly for our personal reference, lol. i didn't think a niche specbio anatomy exploration would actually gain much traction and i'm glad you enjoyed it!

does remind me, i should probably do an updated eliksni sex-ed at some point since we've moved onto the eliksni having a three gender system for a while now...

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Never getting over how Paint the Town Blue and Rebel Heart were wasted on an Act where Jinx doesn't go apeshit even a little, despite having plenty of reason to.

Jinx in S1:

"I'm worried Silco thinks I'm weak." [blows up Enforcers about it]

"I think my sister chose a cop over me." [blows up Enforcers about it]

"I accidentally killed my dad and I'm turning my back on my sister." [blows up the Council about it]

Jinx in S2A1:

"My sister turned bluebelly and is helping her cop girlfriend gas the undercity." [attempts dual-sororicide and blows the Grey into Piltover about it]

Jinx in S2A2:

"My emotional support child who I supposedly developed a deep familial bond with was arrested by Enforcers and taken to prison." [makes quips at and gives the finger to an Enforcer about it?]

Seriously though, a person with zero mental disorders and no abandonment issues would've shown more emotion over having their child/sister arrested than Jinx, notorious overreactor, did. We get one (1) moment of seeing her haunted by her hallucinations and then... nothing. Cool as a cucumber, not even particularly serious, cracking lighthearted jokes and exchanging quips. Who even is this!

And why the hell has Jinx been lying low and refusing to go even a tiny bit ham on the Enforcers when Isha actively wants her to do so. One of Jinx's fundamental character traits is that she has A Person, and she wants to be of value to that person by fulfilling their goals (even if it's in ways they didn't ask of her). So why is she ignoring something Isha really wants her to do! Who even is this!!

And it's not as if Jinx is acting like (kid) Powder either, because you know what Powder did? Build bombs to use on Enforcers. With nails in them!

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I feel like ‘revolutionary symbol […]’ arc would have worked way better with Jinx than with any other character cos Ekko/Sevika/Vi already want revolution/improvement and are already doing it, so them getting that arc would be a very straightforward thing to do.

Jinx would be the one the most challenged by being on such an arc and it’d be fitting and meaningful, to have her start being less self-centered and selfish, to understand what her whole family was talking about their whole lives and begin to care about the revolution not just to gain their approval, as Silco’s legacy: all the bad things Silco did was for independence and her, she could have kept alive the good parts about him and the good he wanted to do and leave the rest behind, and he was the one who cared about revolution/independence the most. This shit is writing itself.

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Round 3 of the Regular WIPBB art claims is live! You may claim as many fics as you want, just fill out a separate form for each and give each claim a different username.

Art claims for this round will be open until August 7th!

This is just one of the stories still available for claiming...

Boku no Hero Academia #013 Title: What They Say Pairing/Characters: Bakugō Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirō. (Secondary appearances by class 1A and UA staff.) Rating: Teen | T Warnings/Tags: Chooses not to use Warnings Strongly features canon-typical child celebrity and endangerment, graphic mention of injuries Summary: Kirishima Eijirō’s doing just fine. He helped Bakugō Katsuki escape the League of Villains! They made it to safety! He acted braver than he ever thought he could be. Sure, he can't talk to his old friends, but he's got Bakugō. He can't go home yet, but at least he gets to see UA. He's involved in a police investigation of the Shie Hassaikai, but that's a good thing.

Right?

… Well, no turning back now!

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A direct continuation of a previous fic, *What They Say* follows a Kirishima Eijirō who didn’t apply to UA and, through a series of variously unfortunate events, became a goth delinquent and drug mule for a network being courted by the Shie Hassaikai before accidentally discovering where Bakugō was being held captive. Of course, Bakugō never got rescued from Kamino because of his absence, so now that Bakugō *has* gotten out, things will be very, very messy. Kirishima has no credibility and no credentials, and Bakugō is at the center of a media circus, recovering poorly from having been locked in a basement for two months. Most everyone involved is trying their best, but not everyone wants the same thing — or realizes what they don’t know.

And here are the links to the claims list and the form to claim fics:

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Round 3 of the Regular WIPBB art claims is live! You may claim as many fics as you want, just fill out a separate form for each and give each claim a different username.

Art claims for this round will be open until August 7th!

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The next day, after they get out of school, Eijirō strips his uniform shirt off and whoops. “Freedom!”

Fanart for Schnikeys's BNHA AU where Kirishima doesn't go to UA: Children, Behave (it's archive-locked, so that link might act funny. In that case hit up the author link instead!)

On the left: the winter uniform and sportswear for Jiyundorando, the high school Kirishima ends up attending.

On the right: Kirishima's street-wear for Something Really Important he has to do. 😉

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WIP that Edgy AU 2: Explosive Boogaloo , my dude :v

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nyeheheeeee

Kirishima pulls the mouth of the chip bag into a spout. “Here, open your mouth.”

“You’re gonna get them in my hair again,” Bakugō accuses, turning his attention from the walls to squint at Kirishima.

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FOR A FRIEND

Original.

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slightly birthday gift to @liobits ! i love you dear! enjoy your problematic science duo! read her fic: Warranty Void!

loose refs for the designs i made for the two of them:

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Children, Behave (73070 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 15/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Delinquent

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō experiences momentary respite.

Chapter notes: Contents include blood, fingore, police misconduct, phone calls, and shitty chairs.

(And with that, we've reached the end of Children, Behave. The link may work a little oddly because it's archive-locked. If necessary, go to my author page first.)

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Children, Behave (71979 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 14/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Princess Bakugō

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō says his goodbyes and takes exception to a wall.

Chapter notes: Contents include blood, amateur home renovations, konbini patronage, thinly veiled song references, and maps.

Don't touch that dial, now...

(Updates Mondays! The link may work a little oddly because it's archive-locked. If necessary, go to my author page first.)

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Children, Behave (67171 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 13/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Tutor

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō acquires some hardware, a mode of transport, a route, a magazine, and a deadline.

Chapter notes: Contents include trash tarps, skin mags, text messages, paper maps, and time with friends.

(Updates Mondays! The link may work a little oddly because it's archive-locked. If necessary, go to my author page first.)

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Children, Behave (62968 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 12/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Something Really Important

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō eats some takoyaki and watches a video.

Chapter notes: Contents include organized crime, fist-based attempted catharsis, actual catharsis, Pro Heroes, hardware research, failures of imagination, and half of a Watership Down reference.

(Updates Mondays! The link may work a little oddly because it's archive-locked. If necessary, go to my author page first.)

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Children, Behave (57105 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 11/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: A Hero

Chapter summary: Furukyō tells a story, some Villains tell some stories, and Kirishima Eijirō tells a story… mostly.

Chapter notes: Contents include organized crime, law enforcement profiling (shocker!), Doing It For The Vine (very loosely), nerd behaviors, anti-nerd behaviors, public Quirk usage, and a nice cup of tea.

(Updates Mondays! The link may work a little oddly because it's archive-locked. If necessary, go to my author page first.)

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Children, Behave (51360 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 10/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Knockout

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō continues trying to get help, after being on that damn phone all night.

Chapter notes: Contents include foot-in-mouth syndrome (it keeps happening), restraints, media scrutiny fridge horror, inappropriate behavior from teachers, and customer service.

(Updates Mondays! The link may work a little oddly because it's archive-locked. If necessary, go to my author page first.)

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Children, Behave (45965 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 9/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense, Embedded Images

Chapter title: Bakugō Katsuki

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō rapidly recontextualizes the last three weeks. Nice to meet you properly, Bakugō Katsuki.

Chapter notes: WHAT'S THIS? IT'S ANOTHER UPDATE WITH A STEEL CHAIR —

Contents include foot-in-mouth syndrome (fully-loaded), police misconduct, testicle euphemisms, and the importance of spam filters.

(Updates Mondays! The link may work a little oddly because it's archive-locked. If necessary, go to my author page first.)

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Children, Behave (41605 words) by Schnikeys Chapters: 8/15 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou's Family, Original Characters Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, juvenile delinquents, POV Third Person Limited, Alternate Universe - Canon, BnHA Manga-Compliant, Strangers to Friends, Kirishima Eijirou Wears Crocs, Identity Reveal, Police Misconduct, Kirishima Eijirou Does Not Go to U.A. High School, Kirishima Eijirou-centric, Betaed, Don’t copy to another site, POV Kirishima Eijirou, Suspense

Chapter title: Sunshine Incarnate

Chapter summary: Kirishima Eijirō learns about doing manuals on a skateboard, about hiking… and about one more thing.

Chapter notes: Contents include soft drinks, organized crime, disorganized crime, foot-in-mouth syndrome (imminent), pun riddles, and some light class-culture-centrism, implicitly.

(Usually updates Mondays! The link may work a little oddly because it's archive-locked. If necessary, go to my author page first.

Don't touch that dial, now...)