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I just want to see life through the eyes of someone who read Homestuck after the rise of Undertale's popularity. I wanna know how they reacted to [s] Wake. I want to be a fly on the wall of every person who goes into that blind.

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Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

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People who can watch horror movies without subtitles are living in a world without [ominous squelching].

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im sorry for subjecting you to seeing an elon musk tweet but i literally cant stop thinking about this

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Last election cycle he wanted Americans to drive across the border for medicine instead of developing a pharmacare plan, and now he wants our......water?

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just realised the most important one didn't attach to the last post

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Inspired by @lacnunga 's adorable dragon embroidery

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A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

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HEY, YOU!

DO YOU LIKE OLD COMPUTER GRAPHICS?!

did you like ANY of these photos? would you like to see HUNDREDS MORE OF THEM?! with THOUSANDS OF UNIQUE TEXTURES?! ALL FROM FUCKING DECEMBER 15TH, YEAR 2000?!

NOW YOU CAN!!!

THERE'S ALSO A BUNCH OF CLIPART FROM 1997 IN .WMF FORMAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT, BUT YOU MIGHT!

STILL not convinced???? LOOK AT THE DISC THEY CAME FROM!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!??!?!?!?!?! DON'T WAIT! GO LOOK AT THOSE JPEGS... TODAY!

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are all animals dangerous?

every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.

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stay still, i'm copying you to my pc

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Stop using negative wording

I want to be a bunny ❌ I am a bunny ✅

I wish I could be a bunny ❌ I can be a bunny ✅

I am summoning a demon so I can sell my soul to turn into a bunny ❌ I have called a friend to help me a achieve a dream for a small price ✅

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fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

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