kalethemonster

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the very normal host and crew of a public access tv station

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get outta here anon, me and bird boy (affectionate) over here are making bank

Can I also play repo with you

I will break all the stuff

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Finding Nemo (2003) dir. Andrew Stanton

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hold on something just happened

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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My official position is that Luigi Mangione is innocent because he's not the real killer and whoever the real killer is is also innocent. Two different people who are both innocent.

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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Alas kris is too short to do the same to susie

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glad the sharpest bulbs the u.s has to offer are on the case

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got monster energy drink in my left eye n now i can see the ghosts of dudes named hunter with it

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when one of your shy mutuals puts something WILD in the tags

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or so says the sadist

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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i can't fucking think about susie's battle against not!gerson for too long i swear i start howling like a wounded animal.

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tenna wait for me.. tv world is not that far..📺🏊‍♀️