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Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?

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☀️ 🧡 The Best Smoothie 🧡 ☀️

every now and then i'll treat myself to what i call The Best Smoothie, which is like a fancier version of the smoothie i normally drink every day, with the more expensive quality ingredients. its very delicious. it contains:

half frozen mango chunks. has to be frozen because NO ice allowed to dilute this recipe

half frozen peach chunks (for the BEST best smoothie I use my hoard of frozen palisaide peaches, which are the best peaches in the world. you can only get them in or near colorado in july-september. all other peaches are inferior, there's truly no topping a perfectly ripe palisade peach)

2-3 big spoonfuls of full fat vanilla yogurt. if you use plain yogurt, add a dash of vanilla extract to the blender to compensate (or in addition to if you really like vanilla). if you want to be extra decadent, sub for a big scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Natalie's Juice Company tangerine juice. fill liquid halfway up.

Several dashes of The Ginger People ginger juice (or make your own)

juice of half a lime. try not to let the seeds fall in

Peach nectar. NECTAR not just juice. I prefer Kern's to Jumex but if you can find fancy organic ones with no added corn syrup that's best of all. use this for the rest of the liquid

a few shakes of ground cardamom, or 1tsp of cardamom extract. if you haven't been adding spices to your smoothies before, you are missing out!!

this is all pretty sweet already but if you want an extra sugary desert smoothie, add a spoonful of your favorite honey

blend blend blend. take a moment to behold one of the most beautiful shades of orange ever created. drink on a hot day and feel like your body is now made of sunshine and summer ☀️🧡🌻

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does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

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Art Block - arcipello

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

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remember undertale?

yeah in college i played it and couldn't beat that spider woman level so i had to get my college girlfriend to beat it for me. unfortunately for me she was a pagan and after we broke up she hexed me and I was attacked by wild animals for nearly four months. but we're on okay terms now. I guess what I learned is to not mess with witch stuff and that polyamory is just not for me. I'd try undertale again though.

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Most blessed type of fandom experience tbh

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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

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bye

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possessive grocery store cashier boyfriend. "i saw you check your groceries out in someone else's aisle." #dark romance #booktok #alpha

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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

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Hey! It's really great to finally talk to you. BIG fan. Always dreamed of carrying a small version of you around in a tiny birdcage or on my shoulder or in the palm of my hands and dressing you in small dolls clothes & trying to cook small, but still recognizable, meals like sandwiches & stuff ever since we passed each other on the street in Bloomington, Indiana on July 2nd 2011

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@sunscream im fuckin 30 years old., i cant PLAY video games anymore i NEED old men

i can't even be on tumblr to talk about my crush on Benoit Blanc because of deltarune spoilers

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i can't even be on tumblr to talk about my crush on Benoit Blanc because of deltarune spoilers