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cozy morning

came up with the idea that BD is hilariously hyperactive in the mornings, and if Cal's doing okay, the unfortunate sleepyhead is attacked by a bored droid

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Basic life stuff on Father’s Day your dad may have never taught you

Men’s pants often have what’s called vanity sizing so a 32 inch waist between different brands is actually different sometimes. It’s still a good idea to try the pants on before you buy them.

A flathead screwdriver can be used on a Phillips head screw.

It’s always morally correct to simply walk away from a salesman. You don’t need to buy a mattress to be polite. Just leave. Walk away. Skedaddle.

A complete meal has fat, protein, carbs, and some kind of fruit or vegetable. A snack should have carbs and protein. That’s how you stay full for longer and get your vitamins. It’s really that simple.

Dumpster diving is legal in many countries including the US, Canada, and Australia but trespassing and property damage are illegal. If you are allowed to be in an area and can access the trash without breaking anything you can just take stuff

You should be thinking about retirement savings even in your 20s and 30s. Get a mutual fund.

If you go gambling, only spend cash and pull out exactly as much money as you’re willing to lose from the atm. Never use a credit card in a casino if you can avoid it.

You can add a layer of seasoning to a cast iron skillet right on the stove. You don’t actually have to put it in the oven every time.

To build a fire, build a little pile of kindling first with plenty of air under it. This can be sticks or leftover wood from the hardware store. Doesn’t matter. Then light some newspaper or leaves under it. This’ll help the kindling catch on fire. Then you can add a log to it. The log needs a long exposure to flames before it catches on fire.

Fresh cut wood needs to dry out for several months before it’ll work as either building material or firewood. Several years is even better.

Flower delivery for simple bouquets costs less than you think it does and makes a nice gift for people who are hard to shop for

University libraries often let the general public get a card to check things out from them for a yearly fee. This is useful to know if you’re ever doing some specific research.

To make hard boiled eggs easier to peel boil them with just barely enough to cover and let a lot of the water burn off. Then shock them in an ice bath when they’re done.

If you or your pets end up killing a venemous snake by accident or in self defense you should bury the head so that no animals get poisoned by it because the fangs can still distribute venom

Tall people who visit your house can see the tops of your cabinets and bookshelves. Clean accordingly if you don’t want people to see dust.

Annuals are plants that will die after one year and perennials are plants that live for multiple years

If you feel gross and like your life sucks maybe try getting a haircut

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it's been a long time since i visited this spring...🌱

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POV: You're a gothamite and interrupted their little batfamily chit-chat session.

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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ok, so i've just begun a hyperfixation on foxes

i assume this just means i become a fox?

so, yeah, that's a pretty big w imo

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*inhale*

*exhale*

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so im genderfluid, right?

except my self-perception/gender identity doesn't change too often, maybe a few times a year with some exceptions and fluctuations

i've been in a very masc mood for a hot minute now, so i thought to myself, "ok, let's get a haircut that looks more masc to feel better about myself"

and it all goes well, i get to the appointment, tell her what i want, and she starts goin at it. my hairstylist knows im queer, and i trust her to not default to a fem style just cause i have tits.

anyways, haircut over, big reveal, it looks great as always.

then...

im looking in the mirror while she's cleaning up and all i can think is "oh, oh no"

my gender started leaning into something more fem

while getting a haircut that made me look masc

why must gender be this wayyy

(as a side note, my mom thinks i hate the stylist now and won't stop talking about helping me find a new one. i really don't know how to articulate to her that my dislike of my hair has nothing to do with my stylist, it was just poor timing. she also keeps giving me so much pity over the whole situation, which feels so demeaning and is really frustrating. i'm not as fragile as she seems to think i am. ok, sorry, vent over)

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THIS IS MY MOMENT IN THE SUUUUUUN~

THIS IS MY MOMENT-

I'm still in a Galavant mood, so I'm posting a thing.

If you see this and you've watched Galavant, reblog this with one line from Galavant that you still find yourself saying/singing.

Mine is:

"A new season and it's totally bitchin'."

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I, uhh… I came, I saw, I made this… enjoy ✨ 🦇

Random BatFam number… this one

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Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

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I hope this doesn't step too far, but in a way, are you now Fandub Leon Kennedy?

You talking about your current thoughts on your gender made me think of the Fandub

(Sexual assault cw)

Actually that content warning kinda answers the question pretty succinctly

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check out this periodic table