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kalianos
The Kalianos Presides!
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I am Kalianos! I shall Trawl through tumblr/internet and put the things I find interesting here. (Being funny/insightful is a bonus) I am old. That is all.
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kalianos · 2 hours ago
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Colleen NSFW versions: https://patreon.com/mdf
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I guess it has to be said every time because people are addicted to outrage but saying “Kamala would have been better than this” =/= saying Kamala would be perfect. “Biden had better policies” =/= “Biden’s policies were perfect” “Trump is demonstrably a detriment to our country” =/= “everything was fine before he came along” “Trump is escalating police brutality and ICE raids” =/= “there were no unfair immigration policies before Trump”
Pointing out that things have gotten worse specifically because Trump was elected is not rose colored glasses about the Biden Administration. It’s hard fact. The only reason to deny that is if (1) you support Trump or (2) you deal in unrealistic absolutes that were pushed on you by people that specifically want you to not vote so people like Trump win.
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kalianos · 3 hours ago
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Matara Kan
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The cockroach in your room at 1 am when you forget to close your window
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kalianos · 3 hours ago
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They don't actually want a heterosexual pride, they don't want a natural family month, they don't want the Christian flag represented at government buildings.
They want two things.
They want there to be no pride months, they want no pride flags, no pride festivals. They want the ones in existence to end.
But most importantly, they want to piss you off.
They want to make the news, they want your angry phone calls, they want you to make threats.
Don't feed them. Staaaaaarve themmmmmm.
Tell them that they're welcome to start their own initiatives, start their festivals, put up their signs. Do whatever they want, it's a free country.
There's a reason most straight pride festivals fizzle out after one year. Festivals are a lot of work and they're only worth it if you have a good reason to have one. Their reason sucks.
Don't feed them.
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kalianos · 3 hours ago
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I've never been one to complain about rainbow capitalism anyway and in 2025 I am firmly "I will take whatever I can get" but I wish that conversation ever focused on whether companies putting pride themed logos on their social media accounts have homophobic or transphobic policies behind the scenes. Subaru was notable in the 90s because when their market research showed their cars were popular with lesbians and they decided to start actively advertising to them, they backed that up with policies for their LGBTQ employees, notably extending benefits to same-sex partners when gay couples couldn't legally get married, which was a big deal at the time. If a company is doing rainbow capitalism in public but have a history of employees complaining about discrimination we should talk about that but that's never what the generic complaints about rainbow capitalism are.
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This was gonna be my Make A Terrible Comic Day submission, but I let my demons (perfectionism) take hold and now it's not terrible enough. I will make something more in the spirit of the day later this evening.
I'd initially thought of making this a big, all encompassing discussion of my entire breast aug experience like my one year HRT comic, but Spell X Sword takes most of my comic time, and frankly it just sounded tiring to make. Have the bullet points with some cleaned up pencils instead lol
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kalianos · 3 hours ago
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hold on something just happened
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June 23, 2025. Rough sketch of a character sheet for Rita. In all the years I've been drawing her, I have never done a simple turnaround sheet for her.
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kalianos · 3 hours ago
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Hey, just so anyone whose mind isn't rotted by video essayists knows: The anti-LGBT film Lady Ballers produced by the Daily Wire was supposed to be a documentary. The original plan behind the film was that they were going to actually get a bunch of men to dress in drag and enter into women's sports, then record the results.
However, the barrier of entry for trans women to qualify for admission into women's sports proved to be prohibitively high, and they couldn't find any men willing to go the extra mile in undergoing hormone therapy and transitioning to the point they met the criteria for admission.
The Daily Wire accidentally disproved and discredited the entire concept of "men in women's sports", and were forced to turn the film into a shitty piece of comedy fiction instead.
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kalianos · 3 hours ago
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sometimes i wish i had facial hair
like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool
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kalianos · 3 hours ago
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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?
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