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what do u mean? That is litteraly how we eat. Also, yeah, breakfast gun always goes on the left. What are we, animals??? Smh

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

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PLEASE IM READING THIS FOR ENGLISH CLASS WTF IS GOING ON WHY DID THEY KILL MY BOY SIMON

is this accurate yes or no

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oh what joy a new cat! I hope he doesn't dismember me!

they homeless catnap box him

Reblog = Adopted him

Like = Pat head

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hilda!

the Hilda Fandom isn't very huge I've noticed, but have a doodle that I did a few minutes ago and decided it was good enough to post

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THE SIBLINGS EVERRRR

Came home from an almost 3 hour drive, got bored, doodled, and they turned out good? Somehow?

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Dear tumblr. Please stop showing me stuff from the terror. I don't know what that is and I don't think I want to know

Sincerily, one of your users.

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you bet your ass it's drugged!

catnap boba

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OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS NOT MORE POPULAR??? I FUCKING LOVE LORD HIRON WITH MY WHOLE BEING

💀Cause I’m the World Ender, Baby🔥

Final version! Wanted to make one with more evergreen text for… poster purposes….

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where is their friend?

Not here. Not anymore.

I posted this on tiktok and decided why not post it here too? My tiktok user is just_gert2 if any of you want to see the tiktok form and hear the sound.

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greetings, employees, and welcome to your first day here, in playtime! We're certain that in the days to come, you'll find your new family here every bit as loving and supportive as your own. Feel free to wander the halls, sit in the mess for lunch, or watch our children learn and play to their little heart's content. Join the innovationists where the bounds of science are continuously pushed, or join the counsilers of play care, whose diligence and care for our children will help shape a brighter future.

just you see.

Now, everyone of you has your part in that future, so should you cone back tomorrow feeling unhappy for where you are (or what you've done.), worry not! For your supervisor is here and happy to listen! And!

Should you come back, years later, you conscience finnaly getting the better of you, may you descend into the dark, and the dust, finding all that awaits you are incomprehensible horrors. Each hungry for your return, each eager that they might find you. Perhaps they'd smile at you from a shadow. Their smiling mouths full of teeth and meat and plastic. Watching and waiting patiently for their turn at a warm welcome. Or perhaps, they won't allow you such time to figure your place in the world you left. A world that's theirs now.

Welcome home.

Welcome to my new hyperfixtation! Poppy playtime and the smiling critters!

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Dog day didn't deserve that shit and I'll shot it from the rooftops! HE DIDN'T DESERVE THAT! 😤😤😤

JUSTICE FOR DOG DAY!!!!

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Has anyone noticed that his chest plate has a lion on it and his original name was supposed to be goldenLION??

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I was not expecting for that to get as much attention as it did wth 😭

I feel like in the end, Hollyleaf knew it was all over. I also believe that she accepted that, and she accepted that she couldn't help who she was born to.

Song: "I Know the End." By Pheobe Bridgers.

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I feel like in the end, Hollyleaf knew it was all over. I also believe that she accepted that, and she accepted that she couldn't help who she was born to.

Song: "I Know the End." By Pheobe Bridgers.

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I will not be doing that

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Kraft, what if this was my last straw.