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the real reason wilderness baby should’ve survived (im irritatingly proud about this I made this to be clear im very proud)

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sometimes i think about tgirl shauna and it makes me happy to imagine jackie doing her makeup (shauna in my mind is basically my self insert atp)

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twitter seems to have a lot of people saying “my yj hyperfication is slowly leaving ill miss you all so much!!!!” You are weak. i got disinterested for like a month or smth and now its become my special interest so i hope people never get sick of me speaking about it because it WILL continue for the rest of time until i die

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im coming out as an ao3 writer purely to say i love writing chubby shauna so much shes so very cute

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watched someone (a tiktok comment, shocker) blame shauna for coach martinez’s death and say she “gave the wilderness its first kill” because he put her oxygen mask on her while she was off her balls on valium and that was “proof she was gonna be bad from the start”… i had to physically take a step back after reading that because im sorry is this april???? am i being put back on yjtwt you would say you’re a shauna fan and then be told that she’s worse than the devil himself???

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scrolling on yellowjackets tiktok makes me so genuinely mad the takes are so bad and don’t even get me started on the bullshit they say about shauna and to blame shauna for things she had nothing to do with

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you can’t call courtney eaton an asshole because courtney’s eatin WHAT????

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chappell roan with brown eyes is just shauna shipman if she was a redhead

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i had a collision of interests and just thought about the yellowjackets if they were life is strange characters (as a d1 amberprice fan jackie is rachel and shauna is chloe ifgaf if im just saying this because im biased to jackieshauna but im right)

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sometimes i think about the idea of shauna waking up in the middle of the night and going to put her arm over jackie before feeling jeff’s bitchass and then i feel sad

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okay like I have never experienced being so chronically obsessed a show before yellowjackets

And I think about shows A LOT

what is up with it??

just the curse of the lesbian cannibalism show?

I haven’t even seen season 3 yet because it’s not on Netflix

but I be thinking and it’s basically a whole season’s worth of thoughts

do you also get that? Like Yellowjackets brain or whatever?

this is so real i relate SOOO fucking hard bro i literally cannot do anything without thinking of yellowjackets i stopped being interested in yellowjackets for like a month and then i got DRAGGED BACK IN AGAINST MY WILL

i watched like half of season 1 on netflix and i genuinely refuse to watch the rest of it or even season 2 because im too scared of watching jackie be eaten and watching shauna’s baby die firsthand

also for like a good four months i was only interested for jackieshauna or jackie and shauna individually LMAO

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just realized i should bring this up cough cough im very bored yellowjackets fans ask me shit i NEED to speak to another yellowjackets fans or i will explode warning

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fuck lottie for fucking real but like fuck some of the shit that’s gone down with mari in the pit

and more so

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jackie

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not yellowjackets related but i am contractually obligated to support my best friend so EVERYONE better like this

I don't really know how Tumblr works, first time posting my art here... gulps... here's my uhm alien Connie au I guess guys !! I dont know how to write either I apologise

How did alien connie become,,, well,, alien connie..?

Basically, the main thing is that she got stranded on a planet which had something weird in the air, which caused her body to adapt to her surroundings quickly.. basically evolution or something

Let me know if anyone is ACTUALLY interested..

And don't tell me that this is "anatomically inaccurate", I've heard it already and I don't care enough currently to do anything about it

(Took inspo from pillow wingus, alien AU hes the GOAT !!!!@!!)

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shauna bro WHAT do you mean you PISSED ON HER PILLOW????

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I can't wait for Sophie Nelisse to come out as lesbian in ten years or so and then we're all gonna have to act surprised