#jeff sadecki

[cannibalspicnic]

I keep picturing Jeff reading Shauna's journals and getting indignant on her behalf that she didn't get crowned cannibal queen.

[awesomepartydude]

jeff is the only malewife because he’s like Yeah my wife murdered her piece on the side and then dismembered him with such precision that it was surgical but in all fairness she lost her baby and the girl she had a homoerotic friendship with when she was 17 so like who am i to judge… in fact, this is My burden as well… i should turn myself in for her :/

[mcbride]

#yellowjackets is a comedy!

YELLOWJACKETS 🐝 2.05 Two Truths and a Lie

[krookodyke]

jeffshauna is incredibly real, and this is because shauna could sit jeff down and tell him “jeff i only married you because you’re the last existing piece of jackie and me hooking up with you senior year was a desperate attempt to get as close to her in the most socially acceptable way i could think of which was already deeply fucked with having you cheat on her with me because i thought chasing after her would be worse” and jeff would lean back in his chair and go “whoa. that’s a doozy.” then after he ruminates on it in silence for a couple minutes he would lean his chair back and get up and rummage through the fridge and go “okay well it’s almost dinner time. are you feeling hot dogs or bratwursts”

[whatyourehungryfor]

aimed at those who have not yet seen the show because sometimes i forget how crazy it is

[anya-chalotra]

#the man, the myth, the legend malewife upset about a fake book club

[dcvina-claires]

shauna never fully letting go of jackie and her and jeff visiting her parents on her birthday every year. misty being willing to do anything for nat. lottie saving nat’s life. van writing i love you to tai in her blood. shauna crying when she realizes that she has to kill nat. the other version of tai whispering “go to her” and leading her to van. lottie getting beat up just to make shauna feel better. shauna and van not letting tai sleepwalk. misty being with nat when she finds travis’ body. tai paying for nat’s rehab and doing whatever she can for her. ALL OF THE SURVIVORS DANCING TOGETHER IN THE SNOW THAT TRIED TO KILL THEM 25 YEARS AGO IT’S NOT A LOVE STORY BUT IT’S A STORY THAT HAS LOVE IN IT ARE YOU GETTING WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY??

[robertacolndrez]

“And you said... ‘You're no fun.’”

YELLOWJACKETS 2x03 - Digestif

[wistfulwatcher]

YELLOWJACKETS | 2.06 “Qui”

[alexcabotgf]

#how is this guy real

[henry-alex]

shauna and jeff's parenting style is..... special

[ivebeendressingforrevenge]

[thebonejunky]

POPPIES. THERES FUCKING POPPIES ON THEIR WEDDING CAKE. IT WAS LITERALLY ALWAYS ABOUT JACKIE. IT WAS NEVER ABOUT EACH OTHER THEIR RELATIONSHIP ITSELF IS A MEMORIAL TO JACKIE. NOT ONLY DOES SHAUNA HOLD ONTO THE DRESS JACKIE LOST HER VIRGINITY IN, BUT SHE MAKES HER A PART OF HER MARRIAGE TOO. JEFF WAS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE REPLACEMENT. JACKIE HAUNTS THE NARRATIVE ONCE MORE. IF JACKIE GOT TO HAVE A WEDDING DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD HAVE PUT POPPIES ON HER WEDDING CAKE? DO YOU THINK SHAUNA WAS THINKING THIS EXACT THING WHEN PICKING ONE OUT? DO YOU THINK SHAUNA WAS PICTURING HERSELF AS JACKIE, OR PICTURING HERSELF BESIDE JACKIE? AND DO YOU THINK WHEN SHE ATE THE CAKE SHE IMAGINED IT BEING JACKIE? SHE COULD STILL TASTE JACKIE IN HER MOUTH? DID YOU KNOW THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE

[deeply-embarrassing]

you know what truly drives me insane about the poppies on the wedding cake? it isn't just how it strongly suggests two completely different weddings. or how it shows that jackie's the reason behind this wedding, and that both shauna and jeff know it.

it's that jackie is represented by a wedding cake. by sweet and beautiful food, created just to be consumed. and as always, jackie's the main event of the evening, standing next to jeff and shauna. again, it'll end with them cutting her open and taking the first bites. the both of them, together, bound by always wanting more of jackie than what they got.

except now, they can get as much as they want. she's completely theirs. they don't even have to share her with anyone they didn't invite to the feast. and once the wedding is over, all that's left of the cake is memories, pictures, and the taste of it between their teeth.

but it's not a funeral, it's a wedding. it's about love and commitment. she's in both their stomachs now, so she'll be in their house, she'll be in their bed. and when the starvation starts again, when a wedding born from consumption starts to taste dead, she'll be in their daughter. a girl who will keep them together, who will be enough, because she'll be all theirs and finally so very alive.

[czechtex]

How it started: Jeff couldn't sell enough furniture.

How it's going: Nat's dead, Lottie's back in the mental hospital, and the rest have two wrecked marriages, multiple dead bodies, and a dead dog between them.

[moonmunson]

i am the #1 jeff stan solely because that man JAMS. he listens to music and he JAMS. OUT. also playing fuck tha police right outside of the station is icon behavior. just chef's kiss truly.