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Weird Dog,

Digital 2025

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Miata go brrrrr

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miss redfield, madame redfield even

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Apparently this is a 37mm Russian signal revolver.

I’ll assume it was used to launch flares if that’s the case.

They sure as hell aren’t gonna miss them coming from THAT!

LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!!

This is comically impractical!

I wonder if one was ever used to kill a man.

It must’ve been considered at least.

As impractical as such a feat may be.

It looks like something you’d use to kill the final boss of a resident evil game!

The Catholic Church probably has one of these stored away in Rome or some such place if it feels it needs to kill god or some shit. Idk.

I’m pretty sure Hellboy had one of these.

The kickback would probably shatter your wrist, snapping your forearm, and your humerus to boot.

But hey! The home intruder has been reduced to a red smear on the wall!

They’re still finding the bastard’s teeth in the village down the road!

But you’ll probably need to get an amputation for what the sordid monstrosity of a weapon did to your arm.

OH WELL!

Truly the biggest iron! Marty Robbins be shittin’ hisself twice right about now (Sharty Bobbins)!

Amazing!

I mean it’s obscene but it’s amazing!

Holy shit!

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Meeting your friends at the park 🍂

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Sunlemon Fluffies Kākāpō

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Hello everyone!

I am currently running a BLACK FRIDAY sale over at our etsy shop, all of the items in my shop are available for a 50% discount from the 16th to the 29th of November. So if you like what you see and could see my queer little dinos stickers as the perfect holiday gift for friends and family, then please consider supporting my art, by visiting my little dino store over here.

Have a great time and cheers to you all!

If you have any requests or questions, please don't hestitate to reach out!

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

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LET IT IN !!!!!

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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tailorbird is here to mend your life

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btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this