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Mc and luci on the beach!

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Lucifer

get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you

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Top Secret!!!!!

A Group Chat Involving Everyone but MC and Luke

Solomon: It's nearly time for me to give MC their preliminary exam. How many stars is MC up to?

Mammon: you serious, bro????

Mammon: you haven't kept track of mc's stars????

Mammon: old man alert

Satan: Four.

Solomon: Thank you, Satan. What other three virtues have been rewarded?

Diavolo: Gratitude from me.

Simeon: Patience from me and generosity from Luke.

Solomon: So, chastity, diligence, and humility remain. I was thinking of having us play Tail Thieves.

Asmo: I love you, Solomon, but no.

Solomon: What's wrong with Tail Thieves?

Asmo: One, it's a childish game.

Lucifer: ^

Asmo: Two, do you not remember how MC behaved the last time you tested them? They were BORED OUT OF THEIR MIND, and it impacted their performance as a result.

Beel: That's true.

Asmo: Any twists you come up with are going to be too predictable.

Solomon: *glaring crow sticker*

Solomon: I'm SURE you have a better idea.

Asmo: I do, actually.

Asmo: It involves testing their chastity.

Solomon: Go on...

Asmo: We'll seduce them.

Mammon: that's a stupid idea!!!!

Levi: youre just saying that because youre jealous

Belphie: *laughing emoji*

Beel: *gif of someone doing a spit-take*

Asmo: I'm being serious.

Asmo: During their last stay in the Devildom, I managed to charm them, which gained me access to their deepest desires.

Asmo: They have fantasies involving all of us. Tempting them with those will be the ultimate test of their chastity. If they're able to resist, then they earn the star.

Lucifer: That's actually a well thought-out idea.

Barbatos: ^

Diavolo: ^^

Solomon: *glaring crow sticker*

Solomon: Fine.

Solomon: Who's participating?

Levi: mammon and i are out

Mammon: speak for yourself!!!! the fuck???

Levi: if this is meant to really test mc then everyone has to commit to the bit and you and i both know that youd tap out the minute mc looks at you sideways

Mammon: *glaring crow sticker*

Levi: while ive gained some confidence i still wouldnt be able to maintain my composure long enough to complete something like this

Asmo: I will provide the necessary information, but I myself will not be seducing MC, as much as it pains me to say.

Satan: Of course it would pain you to say that.

Asmo: *eye roll emoji*

Solomon: Do you want to judge with me?

Asmo: I mean, I kinda figured we would, so...

Barbatos: My participation will depend on what I'm meant to reenact.

Asmo: Are you afraid it would conflict with your duties?

Barbatos: Yes.

Diavolo: Well, if you're worried about me stopping you, don't. It wouldn't be fair of me to expect you to sit this out if I'm planning on participating.

Mammon: WHAT??????

Levi: bro

Levi: he literally jumped out a castle window to be with mc

Levi: he's THIRSTY

Belphie: Unfortunately.

Asmo: Not to be the bossy brother, but Lucifer, you aren't allowed to back out.

Lucifer: Wasn't planning on it. I know where I stand in MC's mind.

Satan: You know, I think I might chill with Mammon and Levi. I thought about joining in the fun, but I don't think I have it in me to see things through.

Satan: And before anyone chimes in, no, it's not because Lucifer confirmed his participation.

Belphie: We know. If it was, you'd be trying to one-up him.

Satan: Thank you, Belphie. I TOTALLY wanted that out there. *eye roll emoji*

Beel: I'm in.

Belphie: Quick question: would it be fair of me to participate?

Asmo: Actually, you'd be PERFECT for this. You can argue that you know MC more intimately than ANY of us. You'd know what buttons to push to make them really sweat.

Belphie: Okay, cool. I'll do it, then.

Simeon: Me too.

Levi: lol what

Mammon: ayo, do you even KNOW how to seduce someone, simeon?

Simeon: How do you think I'm able to write some of the scenes in TSL?

Levi: well okay then

Solomon: So, to confirm: Lucifer, Beel, Belphie, Diavolo, and Simeon are definite participants, Barbatos is a maybe, and Mammon, Levi, and Satan are sitting this out?

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Mammon: the three of us can keep an eye on luke. we can either help him run the cafe or take him out someplace fun.

Levi: you know you seem awfully chummy towards luke lately

Mammon: we bonded during our fairy hunt.

Asmo: Then that settles it. Solomon and I will meet with the volunteers for further discussion.

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He's the wife in our relationship tbh

well your lucifer might be daddydom but mine definitely isn’t… that’s for certain …….

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I can't take OMSWD replaced AU seriously tbh

Like honestly I don't think the brothers would replace MC cause of all the things they've been thru tg ykyk

Like js me? I can't take it seriously at all

— Anon

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The bottom two lines are hilarious

“Forbidden love”? He’s literally the only one who can marry us with no issues DJDJFJDJDKD

If I was as old as Solomon I’d blame stuff on my age too!

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MC: Solomon and I are no longer dating The brothers: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY- Solomon, rushing in beside MC: MC I told you this was a horrible way of announcing our marriage

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Satan and Levi are my 2nd favorites. So when one of them texts or says stuff like this, how could I feel nothing?

Satan:

Me: OK, papacito. I'll be waiting.

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“Lucifer hates his brothers”

WRONGGG!!!

HOW COULD U BE ANYMORE WRONG U FOOLISH SWINE!!

Are u forgetting how out of everyone Lucifer always is spoiling mammon? Hell even when mammons birthday he let that man use his black card😭 MAMMON OF ALL PEOPLE!

Hell when Levi turned into a kid he even did those goofy poses to make him happy,

Beel when he eats? Lucifer always lets him eat notice how unlike everyone he never flats out kicks him for eating to much, he only does so when it creates problems

Asmo? He would go see him and help Asmo with styling his fits

Even with belphie he dotes on him

Also Satan, when Satan got a cavity he from then on made SURE all the brothers brushed their teeth🙏🏼😭 HE DID ROUNDS EVERYNIGHT TO ENSURE IT

So to take away from my rant of my red eyed king is..he adores his brothers😫

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“Lucifer hates his brothers”

WRONGGG!!!

HOW COULD U BE ANYMORE WRONG U FOOLISH SWINE!!

Are u forgetting how out of everyone Lucifer always is spoiling mammon? Hell even when mammons birthday he let that man use his black card😭 MAMMON OF ALL PEOPLE!

Hell when Levi turned into a kid he even did those goofy poses to make him happy,

Beel when he eats? Lucifer always lets him eat notice how unlike everyone he never flats out kicks him for eating to much, he only does so when it creates problems

Asmo? He would go see him and help Asmo with styling his fits

Even with belphie he dotes on him

Also Satan, when Satan got a cavity he from then on made SURE all the brothers brushed their teeth🙏🏼😭 HE DID ROUNDS EVERYNIGHT TO ENSURE IT

So to take away from my rant of my red eyed king is..he adores his brothers😫

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Mammon is terrified of you.

Well, he's terrified of almost everything, really. Horror movies. His older brother. Credit card debt. A harmless bug. A bad pull of the slot machine. But you. You are the most frightening thing in the three realms, and that's saying something given the hells he's lived through.

How could a human — a being so conflicting, so frustrating, so fragile — occupy his every thought? Snatch his unneeded breath away? Sweeten every dream and fix every nightmare? Make his heart pound from his chest?

But then he remembers Lilith and the love-sickness on her face when she talked about the human she loved — the honeyed words that feel from her mouth as she reminisced — the war that nearly ended them all for a human only she knew. And he thinks, this love must be worth everything. You are worth everything.

So he's glued to your side. He doesn't want to miss a moment of the adventure of his lifetime. And however long you have left, he'll be there, treasuring every word, every look, every touch. You're worth it, and he wants you to know that.

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barbatos noticing when mc isn't getting sleep and how he wants to take care of them so much?? i'm going to frow up 🥺🥺🥺

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Yeah my wife

Yes, Lucifer is indeed husband material. But he's the wife in this relationship

— Anon

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It just gave me this vibe

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Ahh shit here we go again

It's a battle royale style game does this mean we all get to kill each other

Edit:

Devastated. I'll give you guys my address and we can all beat each other using sticks. We'll play it old school

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I can be much more entertaining!

yes ma'am.