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Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends, “you’re basic”. It’s a human insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.

Zee undoubtedly to the Gray Lords at some point

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Ruhn: You need to be careful, you nearly died.

Bryce: You call it a near death experience. I call it a vibe check from God.

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My most recent project: six playing-card style pieces featuring the main characters of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J Maas. I plan to have these face cards up for print soon and have an even bigger project planned for A Court of Thorns and Roses face cards later this year!

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I mean he’s an angel alright.

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I know we’re all talking about Joe’s legendary armored van speech, and obviously I love it as much as the next guy, but Nicky’s FACE the moment before he started monologuing straight up KILLS me every time I watch that scene

He’s just 

“Oh GREAT. OF COURSE you’re all homophobic, and of course you just had to go ahead and say That to my husband, a week and two days before our 999-Year Anniversary. Oh I hope it’s worth it. I hope you’re feeling great about yourself for making this joke, I really do, because you’ve just thrown our entire escape plan AND your last chance at surviving this out of the fucking WINDOW. Now we’ll all just have to listen to the love of my life wax poetic about how gentle my touch is and how my heart overflows with kindness, while I sit here, and contemplate how to slaughter each and every one of you with my bare hands. Congratulations, you just done fucked up. As a former priest I have it on good authority that God Can’t Help You Now” 

Look at him. This is the face of a man who’s had to listen to his husband practice a 3-minute monologue about the color of his eyes in front of the mirror for HOURS, and can now recite the whole speech in his sleep. This is the face of a man who knows both EXACTLY what’s going to happen, and that he has no power to stop it. This man went through all 7 stages of grief in that half second and I thank Luca Marinelli everyday for his acting choices

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imagine if a deer just started talking to you like “death is not the end“ i'd lay down right there and take a nap i'm not dealing with that

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“By implicitly equating Eliza’s acts of narration with [Hamilton’s, Lin Manuel Miranda is] acknowledging the women who built the country alongside the men. You’re left wondering whether the “Hamilton” of the title isn’t just Alexander, but Eliza, too.” – Michael Schulman (The New Yorker)

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Scooby Doo taught us that cops don’t do their jobs and it’s up to America’s youth to unmask the greedy old white guys that are terrorizing society.

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The gaang plays a stupid game which basically tests how good zuko is at finding shit.

It starts off with aang trying to make zuko more likeable by showing how good he is at finding things. He hides their supplies in a weird part of the western air temple and is like “don’t worry. I’m sure zuko can find it by the end of the day.” He finds it in ten minutes.

The game gets more ridiculous. Aang hides their supply bag in secret rooms that not even he knew existed up until now. Katara freezes it in a block of ice and submerges it in a nearby lake. Sokka trains Appa to keep it in his mouth for long periods of time without swallowing it. Zuko finds it every damn time.

They’re impressed and somewhat unsettled by how good he is at this game. But they absolutely lose their shit when it comes to toph’s turn. She hides the supply bag deep underground and assures them that zuko can’t possibly find it unless he magically became an earth bender and learned seismic sense overnight.

Zuko kinda struggles with this one until he walks over the patch of dirt where toph buried the bag. It looks normal but he feels...different somehow?

Everyone’s thinking “oh god. Oh no. He can’t possibly do it. Don’t tell me he’s gonna do it.” Zuko silently points below his feet and the rest of the gaang have a collective breakdown.

Zuko’s like, “does this mean you guys think I’m cool now?” They’re all too terrified to say anything but “y-yeah sure.” And poor zuko is too socially inept to hear the fear in their voices. He just smiles and thinks his friends are liking him more now.

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girls will say they "know a spot" then take you to the sacrificial altar

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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

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Well, that was embarrassing.

My father is leaving on a road-trip to do some construction work for a client early in the morning and woke me from a nap to say goodbye. I got to my feet, hugged him, and heard him say, “Take care of yourself and your mother for me.”

The next thing I knew, I was lying on my back on the living room floor. I was first aware of the sound of my own breathing—loud and heavy and ragged—and the little sliver of consciousness that was afforded to me thought, Oh no... my parents will hear me and think I’m having sex!

Then I noticed that I was still convulsing and both my parents were kneeling over me, screaming and cradling my head. “I’m... so sorry...” I whispered, mortified and embarrassed. Once I realized what had happened (convulsive vasovagal syncope) I started laughing hysterically, which did not seem to reassure my parents.

I’ve had convulsive syncope plenty of times during blood donation and injections, but never from just standing up too quickly. This is the first time either of my parents have witnessed it. I feel so bad... this was THE most inappropriate reaction to being ordered to stay safe and take care of myself I could have possibly had.

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*fucks around* :)

*finds out* :(

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Here's your daily reminder that people who can draw fan art and write fics are gods, absolute gods. Immortal beings, blessing us with their fandom work and amazingness and if you draw fan art and write fics just know that I love and appreciate you because wow you are absolutely amazing.

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I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

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“That’s just how I am lol” NAH. That’s a character flaw. Work on it. Fix it. Grow.