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These are exactly the things that will make the story YOURS and not just a story that anyone could have told.

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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I just like to think about human Starscream with a cunty little bob.

Someday I'll get back to drawing him....

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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I need to incorporate some of these into my meme lexicon like

Walter Molino

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If you way Wooster everyone will immediately know you're from out of town it's Wusster.

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Or is it?

how do you pronounce worcester? (im going to wpi for college and i dont wanna sound like an idiot)

Wooster, or Woostah if you're being pretentious about and insist on the Boston accent

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This is not like a fully completed thought but yk

So I've done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks

Specifically like 'what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich'

And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.

How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.

Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu'

There has got to be a better option.

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“If You Were a God, What Would You Be the Deity Of?”

desire and sexuality

“you’re mysterious and alluring. when lovers seek a magnetic connection, they pray to you. you’re particularly associated with eros, erotic love, and mania, obsessive love. you exude intense magnetism and your voice is like a siren call, luring anyone and everyone you desire.”

tagged by: @magiaburst

tagging: @an-aura-about-you , @lesbianfakir , @forgetthetimetravel, @saisaixchan

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

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The truth is that your fics have converted many to the cause.

someone: i really don't like MegaStar

their ao3 username: *leaving kudos on my fics*

me:

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megastar is just soooo fun to me

like there's this wannabe dictator called megatron. he's super strong and super scary and he started a war for noble reasons (which were slowly corrupted by his endless pursuit of power, and his fear of ever being owned again).

and - oh look, here's his machiavellian lieutenant, Starscream, who alternates between loudly proclaiming how much he loathes Megatron, and cosying up to him while feigning adoration and subservience.

he consistently tries to kill and-slash-or usurp Megatron. and every time, Megatron is like 'haha yeah that was fucking stupid of you. anyway, you wanna come back to the 'Cons? wanna keep on being my lieutenant? I reckon we can run through this cycle over and over for the next thousand years. I treat you like shit and I tell you that I only keep you around so your treachery will keep me on my toes, but maybe this is a slow self-destruction, and a part of me longs for the day when you will finally sink those claws into my spark - even if I will fight it to the end'

and starscream is like 'isn't it funny how I keep trying to assassinate you but somehow, despite my cunningness, never succeed? almost as if I can't stop myself reaching out - but deep down, a part of me doesn't want to grasp that flame. I hate this about myself almost as much as I hate you, and I certainly hate how much my hate for you has shaped me. It has become an inextricable part of who I am, and I fear that, even after I kill you, I will never be free of your stain '

anyway gay sex is the only answer. it would change nothing but I would certainly like to see it

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Rising from the dead because it sounds familiar to me and I can't find it either... Was it in a drabble collection....??

I'm so sorry i can't remember the title of the fic, where starsceam risks everything for expensive polish, but it was one of my favourites

Like, yes girl get that 2hour skin routine and neglect everything else, who needs a sleep schedule anyway??

I can't remember the name of the fic either but it sounds vaguely familiar to me. Where is it? What happened to it? Did I eat it?

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Yoooouuuuuuu must take the Gay Traaaaain....

Only train I’m allowed on

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Do you think they found jobs for all the oppressed elves who were working for the Fairy Godmother after she got turned into bubbles? Do you think they have dental now?

#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

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