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My waifu mousepad is here!!

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2025 dan and phil really just look into the camera and go lmao guys isn't it so funny how we pretend that we're pretending that we aren't fucking

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has uh.... has anyone pointed this out yet? and now were at it can someone check on the frog it starts to smell weird in this phitchen

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mwah ^_^

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alright guys i’ve fallen in love with a door is it over for me 

Dan and Phil Date Everything! #3 

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the fact that they had to have the conversation of finding the correct animal ears in their house. because they have so many you see

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@lizardsmp3 AMELIAAA

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girl why r u so big beautiful brown eyes

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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

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also a couple more random thoughts about date everything. i think dan is usually aware when he says things that can be construed as him expressing attraction for traits phil has BUT i think he genuinely doesnt realize how it comes off when he chases the mysterious, aloof, cool type because to him in the one single life and braincell he shares with phil lester he obviously is none of those things and his 18 year old self that was attracted to literally that exact character type in phil in the first place is just too many lifetimes away from who he is now to harken his heart back into that kid's place to realize it.

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❤️‍🔥✝️Communion⛪️❤️‍🔥

Communion: "The sharing or exchanging of intimate thoughts and feelings, especially when the exchange is on a mental or spiritual level."

Commission for @danandphileselevel4 thank youuuu <3 When she told me her idea i was like oh yesss, delicous! it was a pleasure to bring this to life.

More: Dan || Phil

tools used: Medibang Paint Pro, Photoshop

Don’t repost. Be nice. If sharing please give full credit :D I’m on Twitter, and also on instagram. =D

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value

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this is actually legitness

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general