karkass

[karkass]

Guys!....Tell me how I rp my muse. Am I doing a good job or? Atleast give me numbers 1-10 please

[karkass]

k33nkitten started following you

HEY NEPETA

[karkass]

ALAS, I WAS HOPING I'D BE ABLE TO. I GUESS IT JUST ISN'T TIME YET. 

no kar thats perfectly alright you really

dont

havve

to do that

(by dont havve to i mean dont or im gonna fuckin find you an probably givve you shaken wwriggler syndrome)

[karkass]

DON'T MAKE ME SNAP IN A Z-FORMATION BECAUSE I WILL.

ALLOW ME TO SAY IT IN A WAY YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND

“I AIN’T GONNA FUCKIN’ LET YA SPEAK THAT WAY ABOUT ME WITHOUT THEY’RE BEIN’ SOME REPERCUSSIONS. ( HINT: THE REPERCUSSION IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE)”

WHOA, LOOK AT THAT. I CAN SASS RIGHT BACK. I GUESS NOW WE’RE STUCK IN A GAME OF SASS PING PONG, OR MAYBE IT’S MORE LIKE SASS CHESS? HM

[karkass]

ALLOW ME TO SAY IT IN A WAY YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND

"I AIN'T GONNA FUCKIN' LET YA SPEAK THAT WAY ABOUT ME WITHOUT THEY'RE BEIN' SOME REPERCUSSIONS. ( HINT: THE REPERCUSSION IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE)"

WHOA, LOOK AT THAT. I CAN SASS RIGHT BACK. I GUESS NOW WE'RE STUCK IN A GAME OF SASS PING PONG, OR MAYBE IT'S MORE LIKE SASS CHESS? HM

you cant escape kars textual miles

[karkass]

reelshadesallgrey started following you

I'M SUPPOSED TO REFER TO YOU AS "THE MEENAH" RIGHT?

[karkass]

HEY

YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF, ERIDAN. 

you cant escape kars textual miles

[karkass]

WHAT'S A DICK

karkass started following you

[karkass]

EXCUSE YOU MISTER JOHN HUMAN, I AM COMPLETELY CALM.

karkass started following you

another one of you candy corn aliens! this time, you don’t look like the other two guys i’ve met. hiya, i’m john!

[karkass]

YEAH, APPARENTLY HUMANS, DESPITE BEING WEIRD, PINK FLESHY THINGS, ARE THE NEW BIG DEAL SO I GUESS I'M HOPPING ON THE METAPHORICAL BANDWAGON BY GREETING YOU. I'M KARKAT. JOHN, RIGHT? WELL, JOHN, AS MUCH AS I'M SURE WE LOOK LIKE ALIENS TO YOU, YOU'RE TRULY THE ONE BEING AN ASININE PECKERHEADED FUCKNUTS HERE BECAUSE FROM MY POINT OF VIEW YOU'RE THE ALIEN, AND WE ALL KNOW THAT CANDY CORN WAS LONG AGO FORBIDDEN BY THE GRAND HIGH CONDESCENSION SWEEPS AGO SO YOU'RE EVEN LUCKY I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THANKS TO FINDING AN OLD BAG OF IT WHILE I WAS OFF ON SOME FUCKING ESCAPADE THAT I CAN BARELY EVEN REMEMBER HALF OF BECAUSE OF THE MENTAL SCARRING THAT COMES FROM HANGING OUT WITH HER AND HER OTHER RAMBUNCTIOUS SHITHEAD FRIENDS.  

karkass started following you

another one of you candy corn aliens! this time, you don’t look like the other two guys i’ve met. hiya, i’m john!

[karkass]

OH GOD NO NOW I DO SINCERELY REGRET IT.

[karkass]

(( my ipod is dumb im sorry ))

[karkass]

OH YES, I DEEPLY REGRET MY INABILITY TO FULLY ARTICULATE ALL MY EMOTIONS IN ONE SHORT, FLUENT, CLEVER REMARK WHIPPED UP AS SIMPLY AS AN EPISODE OF TROLL FULL HOUSE. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO PLEASE YOU THOROUGHLY, FOR THIS HAS TRULY TURNED MY LIFE INTO A FUCKING TRAVESTY. )':B LOOK YOU EVEN MADE MY LITTLE EMOTICON CRY. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY

[karkass]

WOW, GOOD GUESS. LIKE, IMAGINE ME GIVING YOU A THUMBS UP WITH PRIDE PRACTICALLY EMANATING FROM ME AS I GIVE YOU A PAT ON THE BACK, FOR, YES ERIDAN AMPORA HAS WON THE TROLL'S PRICE IS RIGHT BY GUESSING CORRECTLY THAT THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS! THE CROWD CHEERS AND HE RUNS THROUGH THE AISLES HIGH-FIVING OTHERS. HE HAS WON ALL THE PRIZES, AND EVERYONE IS IN AWE! IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE IF THEY EVEN FUCKING EXISTED

karkass folgt dir jetzt

kar is that you

>Squints at.