MINORS DON'T GET PAST THIS POINT NSFW BELOWDo not message if you aren't interested!THE ONLY TRUE KARKAT WITH THE BIGGEST COCK OUT OF ANYONE EVER OF ANY TIMELINE OF ANY VERSION. TRUTH OF HOMESTUCK, AND OF MYSELF.I am 23 years old, male, straight and active, I will compile my thought here. And also the obvious truth of Homestuck, with the goal of finding others that see it. "QUE DIGAN TODOS LO QUE QUIERAN DE MI, PUES YO HE DICHO DE TODOS LO QUE HE QUERIDO. NO HE DE CALLAR MAS QUE CON EL DEDO." JUST A DEGENERATE PERV BROWN (HISPANIC) KARKAT BRAT LOOKING FOR A WHITE SERKET, LEIJON, PYROPE, MARYAM, MEGIDO AND PEIXES TO UNITE WITH AND "SPEND LIFE" WITH :3 (ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY THAT YOU HAVE XX CHROMOSOME, PLEASE :3 I HAVE XY AND I NEED AN XX TO COMPLETE ME AND HAVE SONS, OK? THANKS...)OR SOMEONE WHO IS ALL OF THEM, BUT TRULY, AS MUCH AS I AM THE TRUE KARKAT. I am also looking to rule over the Deltarune domain, and any other indie slop domain for that matter. So, any true Susie or Ralsei out there? behold! the true knight of the prophecy is here! "Why? you're Karkat not Kris" well see both begin with K and the word knight also begins with K so it's me 😂😅 SIGH how I wish Susie and Ralsei were in my life. I wouldn't be so alone... aren't they model friends for a boy like me?"Well what will you bring to my queen first wolder life?"NOTHING. JUST MY COCK AND MATEPRESSING YOU ANY DAY TIL I GROW OLD AND CAN NO LONGER BE THE SON OF A MOMMY THEN I'LL JUST... IDK, DIE? LOL, AND GIVE YOU PLENTY OF SONS, IG. BROWN HUNG NEET FOR YOU.I DO HAVE AN AGENDA AND INTERESTS, WHICH ARE MY DESTINY, UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU MARRY ME, YOU ARE MARRYING THESE, FOR I FOLLOW THEM ABOVE ALL ELSE, MY LAW WILL BE YOUR LAW. YOU'RE ALSO MARRYING MY HYPER FIXATIONS AND TURNING INTO MY WAIFUS UNTIL WE GROW OLD :3
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I AM EVIL RACIST RAPIST ARYAN NIQQA I SAY THE N WORD MY NIQQA I AM ON MY ARYAN SHIT
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NO LIBTARDS ALLOWED OR PURITANS WHO REE AT HENTAI AND HAVE NO IMAGINATION, NO CENSORING ME.
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THE IRREVERSIBLE CUCKING OF JOHN
I DREAMED I SAW A TUMBLR POST ABOUT KARKAT (moi :3) AND NEPETA MAKING OUT, AND THERE WAS JOHN WATCHING IN THIS RAUNCHY DESPERATE WAY, AND THERE WAS A DIALOGUE I COULDN'T READ. BUT IT WAS DELIGHTFUL AND HILARIOUS. I ALSO DREAMED THAT I POSTED THIS EXACT POST WITH THESE EXACT WORDS SO HERE I AM, and that some would be pretty mad about it <3 THEN I ALSO DREAMED A SCENE, OF ME, AND BIG MILF NEPETA, HANGING OUT AT THE PARK WITH OUR KIDS :3 So that's my dream. And what I am here to achieve.
#homestuck#karkat vantas#nepeta leijon#homesmut#vriska serket#homestuck nepeta#hs nepeta#terezi pyrope
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♋THIS IS THE TRUTH ABOUT VRISKA, NOT WHATEVER KINNIES, GOONERS, HUSSIE OR SUCCESSORS SAY IT IS :3♏
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Plushie Karkat slamfucks and pregs plushie Vriska a million times in front of John plushie :3 That is truer than anything Hussie has ever said btw :3
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I need a girl Gyro Zeppeli who can teach me how to walk again.
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So, you arrived at the end, congrats if you read it all throughly and took it seriously, because I take it seriously, and it not a bit, not a riff, not a troll. I meant it. How am I as a romantic interest? I'll write to you nonstop and with great zeal. That's just who I am. I am an addict to life. You'll just have to keep up. Every single thing I have to say, I say it. Some of you may be familiar with me, to you I have to say... I have nothing to hide, my goal is clear, finding big titty white first worlder tall buff troll gf, and to fuck off with her as her brat into the sunset :3 When the reproduction of life is at stake, very little matters on the way, especially critical voices, sirens, false starts, and attempts at fooling me. You may try as you may, you may scorn me as you wish, I am used to it. Only DM me if you are willing to run away with me right now, I am here in my place, willing to be kidnapped by the first hag and not look back, unironically. Better if you're older than me. I have many romantic plans with you and lots of work to do, no idleness, oh, and most importantly.... ***NO RADIO SILENCE*** That, lies, deciding over me "the greater good" without even consulting me, and betrayal are my CARDINAL sins, ***NO RADIO SILENCE WITHOUT WARNING!!!!*** Everybody can come and say hi at least once, just those words "hi, today was shit, gonna be off. But I haven't left." Not doing it is just not wanting to do it, and it's just no respect. Let's not kid ourselves. ..... If you're tall and have giant chests by all means take me :3 "REEE YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO SOMETHING DANGEROUS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING REEE" I saw naked bodies hanging from a bridge on my way to school as a child. Since then I knew I wanted to be the fuck out of here, and that my sons have a better life in a non shit place. I could go off about just how bad it is here but not in public. I know what I want. I want to be out of here with millennial mommy hag to watch anime with while she is being my waifu at night with choccy milk and nakey =w= Only the woman who will love me at my lowest and most useless, unconditionally as only a mother would, will plant with me a tree that she may not even live to see, but that will give shade to our descendants for all time. Only such woman is worth dying next to.
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