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Just wanna let you know that I just ran over your son repeatedly with my truck
Thanks man I appreciate it
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yd u have a kid? like was he an accident or…
Yeah. but isn’t everyone a accident you might say? No my son is he’s a loser
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Felt cute might delete later …
#best husband ever#karl latchkey#moral orel#i hate my son#best dad#i love my wife#felt cute#might delete later#ginger man
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like a cruel angel残酷な天使のようにBoy, become a myth少年よ 神話になれEven if the blue wind knocks on the door of my chest蒼い風がいま 胸のドアを叩いてもjust look at me私だけをただ見つめてyou smiling微笑んでるあなたI'm obsessed with searching for something that gently touches meそっとふれるもの もとめることに夢中でI don't even know my fate yet, I love my eyes運命さえまだ知らない いたいけな瞳But someday you'll realize that on your backだけどいつか気付くでしょう その背中にはHaving wings to aim for in the far future遥か未来 めざすための羽根があることcruel angel's thesis残酷な天使のテーゼSoon it will fly out from the window窓辺からやがて飛び立つWith passionate pathosほとばしる熱いパトスでIf you betray your memories思い出を裏切るならEmbrace this universe and shineこの宇宙を抱いて輝くBoy, become a myth少年よ 神話になれThe cradle of my love is forever asleepずっと眠ってる 私の愛の揺りかごThe morning will come when only you will be called by the messenger of your dreams.あなただけが 夢の使者に呼ばれる朝がくるThe moonlight reflects my slender neck細い首筋を 月あかりが映してるI want to stop time all over the world and lock myself away, but世界中の時を止めて 閉じこめたいけどIf there is any meaning in the two of us meetingもしもふたり逢えたことに意味があるならI am the bible for knowing freedom私はそう 自由を知るためのバイブルcruel angel's thesis残酷な天使のテーゼThen the sadness begins悲しみがそしてはじまるThe shape of life that I embrace抱きしめた命のかたちWhen I woke up to that dreamその夢に目覚めたときshine more light than anyone else誰よりも光を放つBoy, become a myth少年よ 神話になれPeople create history through love.人は愛をつむぎながら歴史をつくるI live without being able to become a goddess.女神なんてなれないまま 私は生きるcruel angel's thesis残酷な天使のテーゼSoon it will fly out from the window窓辺からやがて飛び立つWith passionate pathosほとばしる熱いパトスでIf you betray your memories思い出を裏切るならEmbrace this universe and shineこの宇宙を抱いて輝くBoy, become a myth少年よ 神話になれ
What…?
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Would you watch this movie? (Your son is in it)
Yeah looks interesting but does he die at the end?
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April 5th, 2026
Is this like the earths heat death date or something..?
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is it normal to have a Mii shrine or I am I a crazy person
Uhh sure your normal, have your own hobby’s pal
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My son likes watching this series called skibidi toilet on his iPad and he won’t stop talking about it so I have to lock him out of the house sometimes …
#moral orel#i hate my son#doughy latchkey#best dad#best husband ever#cool dad#ipad#moral orel fandom
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My wife says hi ❤️❤️❤️
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Having a lifelong friend over he really likes me
(Btw I do support)
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I gave my son a iPhone 16 because people have been judging my parenting skills so know my son can call me when ever he wants but I block him sometimes
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When ever I get paid my wife Kim always makes me get her stuff with it love her tho ❤️
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Cool new goggles heck yeah
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Hey guys first post!!
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